My wife went into labour yesterday.
As I sat there I began to see it’s head peering out. It was at this point I realised that this was it. The rest of it followed the head out with a few almighty squeezes. It was a beautiful moment as I stood up and noticed the sheer size of it. I took a deep sigh of relief that it was finally over.
It was then that I decided to wipe my аrsе and head back in to see how my wife was doing.