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Once upon a time, there was a very happy, long-married couple who ran a small farm.
They loved each other and all, there was just one problem – the guy farted incredibly, and enjoyed ripping seriously loud ones in bed especially.
The wife complained for years, pleaded – in vain.
"One day, you'll spill your guts out, you mark my words!" was the lady's frequent closing warning.
Then one Thanksgiving morning, gutting the turkey, she had a sтrоке of genius.
She took all the turkey's guts and went to their bedroom and quietly slipped them under the still sleeping man's covers.
"That'll teach him!" she thought with satisfaction and went back to her work.
At 10 the man was still nowhere to be seen – quite shocking for a farmer – and she was starting to worry when finally her husband came down – walking a little strange, wearing an even stranger expression.
"You were right about the farting, Ida," he panted, "I'm ashamed to admit that I did fаrт my guts out. But with the help of our Lord and these two fingers, all is right again!"
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Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, "Hans Olaffsen's Laundry."
"Hans Olaffsen?", he muses. "How the heck does that fit in here?"
So he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman behind the counter. The tourist asks, "How did this place get a name like "Hans Olaffsen's Laundry?"
The old man answers, "Is name of owner."
The tourist asks, "Well, who and where is the owner?"
"Me, is right here," replies the old man."You? How did you ever get a name like Hans Olaffsen?"
"Is simple," says the old man. "Many, many year ago when come to this country, was stand in line at Documentation Center. Man in front was big blonde Swede. Lady look at him and go, "What your name?" He say, "Hans Olaffsen." Then she look at me and go, 'What your name?'"
"I say, Sem Ting."
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Un borracho entra en un bar y dice: - ¡¡¡Feliz año nuevooo!!! El camarero le contesta: - ¿Cómo que feliz año? ¡Si estamos en julio! Y responde el borracho: - ¡Julio! Carajo, mi mujer me va a matar? ¡Nunca me había retrasado tanto!! Un borracho entra a la cafetería, y con la voz todavía temblorosa dice: - Feliz año nuevo! Pero una mujer le responde: -Señor, pero si estamos en abril. Y el borracho contesta: -¿Abril? ¡Maldición, mi mujer me va a matar, nunca he llegado tan tarde! - ¡Feliz Navidad, grita un borracho! - ¡Pero si estamos en enero!, le dice un amigo. - ¡Ay, la leche, mi mujer me va a matar!
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