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In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the еrотiс. Then, the young girl proposes, “If each of you will give me $1.00, I will show you my legs.”
The men, charmed by this young girl, all pull a buck out of their wallet. And then the girl pulls up her dress a bit to show her legs. Then she says, “If each of you gentlemen will give me $10.00, I’ll show you my thighs,”.
And men being what they are, they all pull out a ten dollar bill. The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her legs in full. Conversation continues, and the men, a bit excited, have all taken off their coats. Then the young girl says, “If you will give me $100, I will show you where I was operated on for appendicitis.”
All three fork over the money. The girl then turned to the window and points outside at a building they’re passing. “See there in the distance. That’s the hospital where I had it done!”
Паметна плавуша В тролея жена с пола седи срещу мъж. Автобус. В купе поезда едут трое мужчин и привлекательная девушка. Sull'autobus un uomo sta ammirando una bella ragazza con la minigonna quando decide di avvicinarsi e rivolgerle la parola: Važiuoja mašina senas diedukas ir seksuali blondinė. Diedukas sako : - Pakelk sijoną, duosiu 50 Lt. Blondinė sako: - Duok 500 Lt ir parodysiu, kur man išoperavo apendicitą. Na duoda diedukas, o... Ένας κύριος στο λεωφορείο, κάθεται δίπλα σε μια νέα κοπέλα και δεν έχει πάρει τα μάτια του από τα πόδια της. Κάποια στιγμή της λέει: - Αν σας δώσω ένα δέκαευρώ θα σηκώνατε τη φούστα σας λίγο πάνω...
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This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide. They tell this guy that they'll pay him well if he would dress up in the gorillas skin and pretend to be the gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo. Well, the guy has his doubts, but Hey! He needs the money, so he puts on the skin and goes out into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. He plays up to the audience and they just eat it up. This isn't so bad, he thinks, and he starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring, swinging around. During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars. He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help, Help!" The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "Shut up or we'll BOTH lose our jobs!"
Имало някога един мъж. Уволнили го.Търсил работа тук - търсил там никъде не го приемали. Um gorila morre de velhice em um zoológico logo antes da abertura. É o único gorila no zoológico, já que eles não são muito rentáveis​​. No entanto, o gorila é de longe a atração mais popular, e eles não podem se dar ao luxo de passar um dia sem ele. Assim, o proprietário do jardim zoológico... Een man zonder werk bekijkt de advertenties in de krant en leest dat ze een oppasser zoeken in de zoo. De man gaat zich gaan aanbieden maar krijgt een njet van de directeur: "Spijtig, ik heb... Gorilla kuoli vanhuuteen eläintarhassa juuri ennenkuin eläintarha piti avata. Koska gorilla oli eläintarhan suurin nähtävyys, eikä eläintarhalla mennyt kovin hyvin omistaja kysyi talonmieheltä... Egy férfi jelentkezik az állatkertben az álláshirdetésre. Kiderül, hogy a legfőbb látványosság, a gorilla, nemrég pusztult el, és attól félnek, ha ez kiderül, nem jönnek majd a látogatók. Az... Megdöglik az állatkerti gorilla. A botrány elkerülése miatt az ápolónak kell beöltöznie a hétvégi ünnepség idejére. Megy is a dolog szépen, eszi a banánt, döngeti a mellét, a kötélen himbálódzás... A gorilla dies of old age at a zoo right before the zoo opens. It is the only gorilla at the zoo since they are not very profitable. However, the gorilla is their most popular attraction by far,... Ήταν κάποτε ένας άνεργος ηθοποιός ο οποίος είχε απελπιστεί να ψάχνει για δουλειά. Κάποια μέρα συναντά τυχαία έναν τύπο από τον ζωολογικό κήπο, που ψάχνει για ηθοποιούς. Του εξηγεί ότι οικονομικοί...
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Mike goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch реnis, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown”.
Mike just faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The big dude kneels down and brings him to, by slapping his face and shaking him. He asks, “Are you Ok??”
In a very weak voice Mike says, “Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?”
The big dude says, “When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I’d give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. “I’m 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch реnis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown.”
Mike said, “Oh Thank God! I thought you said ‘Turn Around'”
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A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives when he
Realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English.
So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest.
He points to a tree and says to the chief, “This is a tree.”
The chief looks at the tree and grunts, “Tree.”
The Priest is pleased with the response.
They walk a little further and he points to a rock and says, “This is a rock.”
Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, “Rock.”
The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sеxuаl activity.
The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, “Man riding a bike.”
The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them both..
The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and be kind to each other, so how
Could he кill these people in cold blood that way?
The chief replied, “My bike.”
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