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Where do dinosaurs go to play?
The Jurassic park!

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One-Liner Jokes

We were so poor when I was growing up,that when there was a rainbow, it was in black and white.

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One-Liner Jokes

I'm not a virgin, I get sсrеwеd by the government everday.

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One-Liner Jokes

I don't trust joggers. They're always the ones that find the dead bodies. Just sayin'.

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One-Liner Jokes

What did one strawberry say to another strawberry?
If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!!

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One-Liner Jokes

At work yesterday I had to do a speech about time wasting.
It lasted seven hours.

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Office and Work Jokes

You're not really supposed to date people from the office, but you know it was going on because in the men's room, the graffiti said stuff like, 'For a good time: extension 289.'

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I was at an interview, and filled my glass over the brim, spilling water over the sides.
“Nervous?”, the interviewer asked.
“No. I always give a hundred-and-ten percent!”

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Office and Work Jokes

An airline ticker office in Copenhagen reminds you:
We take your bags and send them in all directions

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Office and Work Jokes

An orthopedic surgeon was moving to a new office, with the help of his staff. One of the nurses sat the display skeleton in the front of her car, a bony arm across the back of the seat.
On the drive across town, she stopped at a traffic light, and the stares of the people in the neighboring car compelled her to roll down her window and yell, I’m delivering him to my doctor’s office.” The other driver leaned out of is window. “I hate to tell you, lady,” he said, “but I think it’s too late!”

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Office and Work Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes

I was at a job interview today, and the interviewer said, “It says on your CV that you are quick at mental arithmetic. What’s seventeen times nineteen?”
I immediately said, “Thirty-six.”
He said, “That’s not even close.”
I said, “But it was quick.”

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Office and Work Jokes

One of my co-workers didn’t come in today because apparently he’s constipated.
What a shiт excuse.

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Office and Work Jokes

A big-city counterfeiter decided the best place to pass off his phony $18 bills would be in some small, out of the way, town. So, he got into his new wheels and off he went.
He found a tiny town with a single store. He entered the store and handed one of the bogus bills to the man behind the counter. "Can you change this for me, please?" he said.
The store clerk looked at the $18 bill a short time, then smiled and told the man, "Sure, Mister. You want 2 nines or 3 sixes?"

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I got chased by a niggеr the other day trying to steal my wallet.
Halfway through the terrifying ordeal, I couldn’t help but think to myself, “He’s giving me a good run for my money.”

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Money jokes Criminal Jokes

So I go to flea markets to save money... I love to go. I was at a great one last week. Actually, it was a trailer park. People just let me browse through their homes.

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Money jokes Insult Jokes

There was once a monastery and the friars there wanted a new веll for the веll tower. To raise enough money for the веll, the friars decided to start a florist shop. Well, word got out that some friars were opening a flower shop, and everyone wanted the friar's flowers! So they got great business and lots of money! Well, the other florists in that area weren't very happy because they were losing business. They sent a warning to the friars telling the friars that if they didn't stop selling flowers that they would send someone over to rough 'em up! The friars ignored the warning. The next day however, the angry florists got together and hired a тhug named Hugh. Hugh was big and strong! Hugh went to the friar's flower shop and beat the friars up and tore up their shop! So the moral to this story is: Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars!

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Money jokes

A man was on a beach when he discovered an old lamp in the sand. He rubbed it and a genie popped out. The genie said "I will grant you three wishes. The only condition is that you cannot wish for more wishes."
"Alright," said the man, "I wish for more genies."

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Men jokes

She's so dumb, she couldn't even break a dress code.

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Men who are bald at front of their heads are good thinkers. Men who are bald at the back of their heads are good lovers. Men who are bald at front and back think they are good lovers.

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One day Bill Clinton was talking to Hillary. He was going on a vacation and before he left said,
"Whatever you do don't look under my bed." So while Bill was on vacation Hillary got curious and decided to look under his bed. She found a million dollars and 2 empty вееr cans. When Bill came home she said,
"What's with the two вееr cans under your bed?" Bill replied, "Oh. That marks all the times I've cheated on you."
"Well, I forgive you," said Hillary, "But then what's with the million dollars?" He replied, "I've started to recycle."

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