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What do you call the separate table at Thanksgiving covered with pies, cakes, and cookies?
Desserted Island

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Y'all have heard of Joe's Pizzaria and Abortion Clinic where yesterday's loss is today's sauce
Now get ready for Joe's Thanksgiving And Abortion Store
Where yesterday's baby is today's gravy

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"Who is that?" Asked my old fashioned,slightly deaf,southern raised grandfather looking at my black girlfriend at the Thanksgiving gettogether.
"She is Annika" I replied
"I can see that" he barked "My eyesight is still fine".

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What do people black people eat on Black Friday?
Whatever they couldn't finish on Thanksgiving Thursday you racist

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Why does Trump have the most expensive Thanksgiving day?
Because he’ll impose tariff on Turkey

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On Thanksgiving, in Soviet Russia...
Turkey shoot you!

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What ethnic group do cannibals eat on thanksgiving?
Turkish

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The cowboys play the redskins this year in thanksgiving day.
Just like the first thanksgiving.

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Two men from Texas are having a conversation...
The first man asks the second man "Imagine being in the same room with all of the people you've slept with." The second man responds with "I don't have to imagine, I do that every thanksgiving."

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One my 5 yr old told me: why didn’t my teddy bear get invited to thanksgiving?
He ‘s already stuffed!

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

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I've decided to avoid Turkey this Thanksgiving...
Way too close to Syria.

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A Chinese family's dog ran away one night
... Thanksgiving was ruined.

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I think my favorite Thanksgiving food is pie
But some people say that's irrational...

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Tasty Tattoo
My girl just got a tattoo of a turkey on one thigh and Santa Claus on the other.
She wants to show that there *is* something good to eat in between
Thanksgiving and Christmas.

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So this guy checks into rehab the day after Thanksgiving.
He couldn't quit cold turkey.

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A twist on a Thanksgiving classic . . .
Written by my twelve-year-old brother:
April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?
Separatists and small pox.

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I don't understand why the Lions and Vikings get to play on thanksgiving.
Shouldn’t the Patriots play the Redskins, and then steal their stadium?

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What does Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving?
Twerky!
Just kidding...
Drugs. She eats drugs.
- Adam Zopf ‏@adamzopf

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If you login to Amazon
And other retailers websites for Thanksgiving sale, you may save up to 70%........
But if you don't login, you'll save 100%

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