Мачор El gato de jaimito Katze aussetzen Οδυσσέας ο γάτος. Един мъж решил да се отърве от котарака на жена си. Ο γάτος Семейство иска да изхвърлят котката си. Мъжът кара котката до една река Un señor odia al gato de su mujer porqué no hace más que arañarle a traición y decide hacerlo desaparecer. Lo mete en una bolsa y lo lleva en el coche a 20 kilómetros de su casa. Cuando vuelve Temel Fadime'nin kedisinden sıkılmıştır ve bir gün ondan kurtulmaya kara verir.Onu arabaya bindirip 3-4 kilometre uzağa bırakır ve geri döner.Döndüğün bakar ki kedi orada Temel çok şaşırır ve... Seu Joaquim já não aguentava mais o gato da casa. Resolveu então levá-lo para longe e largá-lo por lá. Pôs o bichano num saco Facet chciał się pozbyć kota A férj utálja az asszony macskáját és elhatározza La inteligencia Felina... El Gato... El marido odiaba al gato de la esposa y resuelve hacerlo desaparecer... Lo pone en una bolsa y lo lleva en el carro a 20 cuadras de la casa Mannen avskydde konas katt og bestemte seg for å kvitte seg med den ved å ta den med i bilen og sette den av 200 meter hjemmefra. Da han kom tilbake til innkjørselen Vienas žmogelis taip nekentė savo žmonos katino Imao jedan policajac mačku. Čuvao je neko vreme i već mu je dosadila. Odluči on da je se reši. Sledećeg jutra odnese je on u prvu ulicu A man drives deep into the forest to get rid of his cat. He lets her out at an abandoned place. After one hour he gets a phone call from his wife: “The cat is back.” The man growls: “Ok
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.
As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.
Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"
"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a вiтсh on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!"
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Мачор El gato de jaimito Katze aussetzen Οδυσσέας ο γάτος. Един мъж решил да се отърве от котарака на жена си. Ο γάτος Семейство иска да изхвърлят котката си. Мъжът кара котката до една река Un señor odia al gato de su mujer porqué no hace más que arañarle a traición y decide hacerlo desaparecer. Lo mete en una bolsa y lo lleva en el coche a 20 kilómetros de su casa. Cuando vuelve Temel Fadime'nin kedisinden sıkılmıştır ve bir gün ondan kurtulmaya kara verir.Onu arabaya bindirip 3-4 kilometre uzağa bırakır ve geri döner.Döndüğün bakar ki kedi orada Temel çok şaşırır ve... Seu Joaquim já não aguentava mais o gato da casa. Resolveu então levá-lo para longe e largá-lo por lá. Pôs o bichano num saco Facet chciał się pozbyć kota A férj utálja az asszony macskáját és elhatározza La inteligencia Felina... El Gato... El marido odiaba al gato de la esposa y resuelve hacerlo desaparecer... Lo pone en una bolsa y lo lleva en el carro a 20 cuadras de la casa Mannen avskydde konas katt og bestemte seg for å kvitte seg med den ved å ta den med i bilen og sette den av 200 meter hjemmefra. Da han kom tilbake til innkjørselen Vienas žmogelis taip nekentė savo žmonos katino Imao jedan policajac mačku. Čuvao je neko vreme i već mu je dosadila. Odluči on da je se reši. Sledećeg jutra odnese je on u prvu ulicu A man drives deep into the forest to get rid of his cat. He lets her out at an abandoned place. After one hour he gets a phone call from his wife: “The cat is back.” The man growls: “Ok