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Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.

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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

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How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?
They were very impressed.

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The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.

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What a cannibal say to its victim? Nice to meat you.

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Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.

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What do you call a dumb bunny?
A hare brain.

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During her company's periodic password audit, a blond employee was found to be using this password:
GoofyHueyLouieDeweyDaisyDonaldMickeyMinniePhoenix
When she was asked why she had such a long password, she said,
"The boss said that my password had to be at least eight characters long and have at least one capital."

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Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.

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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.

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How did Stella get her groove back?
Permission from Chuck Norris.

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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.

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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does.
NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.

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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.

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Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!

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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.

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A man enters a little country store and sees a sign reading, ‘Danger!
Beware of Dog’.
He then sees an old hound dog lying asleep on the floor.
‘Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?’ says the man to the shopkeeper.
‘Yep,’ replies the shopkeeper.
‘Before I posted that sign, everyone kept tripping over him.’

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Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.

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