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Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.

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A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her.
The man in the car says to her, "What do you have in the bag?"
The blonde replies:
"I have chickens!"
The man thinks for a moment and says, "If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?"
The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, "Okay, but I'll make the bet even better! If you can guess how many chickens I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!"

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Blonde Jokes Men jokes

What's a rabbits favourite car?
Any make, just as long it's a hutchback.

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Animal Jokes Car and driving jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.

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Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.

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Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank.
The iceberg was just a cover-up.

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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.

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Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Sick and Death Jokes

Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians?
A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes Black People Jokes Cowboys and Indians Jokes

An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week.
Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant.
"Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week."
"Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman.
"No," said the American.
"Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes Scottish Jokes American Jokes

Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.

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For some, the left теsтiсlе is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each теsтiсlе is larger than the other one

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Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.

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Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A. They don't have time.

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Jokes about Women Men jokes Sex Jokes

Q. What's the difference between men and government bonds?
A. Bonds mature.

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Men jokes

Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?

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Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.

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Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Why do men like having sеx with the lights on?
It makes it easier to put a name to the face.

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Men jokes Sex Jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected.
He knows the unexpected.

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