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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right.
The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Whats black on top and white on the bottom?
Rape.

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes

Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere.

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Animal Jokes

Three brothers are traveling along a road, and their car dies. They all get out of the car, and start walking to a barn that's a little ways away. When they get their, the farmer comes out of the barn, and offers them a room for one night. He says to the first one, "You can sleep with the pigs," the second guy," you can sleep with the cows", and the third guy, "I like the cut of your jib. You can sleep with my 18 daughters." The next morning, he asks everyone how they slept. The first man said,
"I slept like a pig." The second man said ,"I slept like a соw." The third guy said,
"I slept like a rabbit. I jumped from hole, to hole, to hole."

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Men jokes Sex Jokes

A niggеr and a sрiс fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The sрiс, the niggеr never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes

What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hi, honey."

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Animal Jokes

Whats the second thing thats hard in the morning? waking up!

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Dirty jokes

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?
A chameleon on a tartan rug.

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Animal Jokes

If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it?
Jawbreakers.

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Animal Jokes Food Jokes

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?
Flipper coin.

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Animal Jokes

Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

How would you get four reindeer in a car?
Two in the front and two in the back.
And how do you get four polar bears in a car?
Take the reindeer out first.

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Animal Jokes Car and driving jokes

What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?
Lefty.

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Animal Jokes

What do you call a tired соw?
Milked out.

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Animal Jokes

What did one dairy соw say to another?
Got milk?

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Animal Jokes Food Jokes

First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?
Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

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Animal Jokes

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.

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Animal Jokes