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These days there are only two political parties in India… BJP and anti-BJP…

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A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother,
“Mom, what’s sеx?”
His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tricky subject.
When she had finished, the little lad produced an enrollment form which he had brought home from school and said.
“Yes, but how am I going to get all that into this one little square?”

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My friends say that I'm gаy because I don't like football. What a bunch of idiots. I'm gаy because I like соск.

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Today's Halloween Specials:
Ghoulash, scream beans, scalped potatoes, and Mummy's tomb-make booberry pie with I scream.

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One-Liner Jokes Halloween Jokes

Two old guys from a senior center were sipping lemonade on the porch when one asks the other, “Ralph, I’m 92 years old and even my aches have pains.
You must be close to my age.
How are you feeling?”
Ralph says, “Like a brand new baby.”
“No kidding! Like a brand new baby?”
“Yep.
No teeth, no hair, and wet diapers.”

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Old People Jokes

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, “Father, my dog is dead. Could ya’ be sayin’ a mass for the poor creature?”
Father Patrick replied, “I’m afraid not, Muldoon; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there’s no tellin’ what they believe. Maybe they’ll do something for the creature.”
Muldoon said, “I’ll go right away Father. Would ya’ be thinkin’ €5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?”
Father Patrick exclaimed, “Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn’t ya tell me the dog was Catholic?”

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Regarding Face book Co-founder Edward Saverin's renouncing his US citizenship to avoid paying taxes. One thing for which you have to give Obama credit for when he took office, one of the biggest problems was illegal immigrants streaming over our border. 3 1/2 years later he's sure cured that problem. Now many are trying to get out. (To avoid paying taxes)

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One night, a lady with a black eye stumbled into the police station.
She told the desk sergeant that she had heard a noise in her back yard and gone to investigate.
The next thing she knew, she was hit in the face and knocked out cold.
An officer was sent to her house to investigate, and he returned a few minutes later, also with a black eye.
‘Did you get hit by the same attacker?’ his captain asked.
‘No, sir,’ he replied. ‘I stepped on the same rake.’

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If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put?
In the hood!

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Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viаgrа. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.

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Next time I’m at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I’m going to say bleach.

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A man in New Zealand was sentenced to four months in jail for posting a nакеd picture of his ex-girlfriend on Facebook.
Jail is sort of like Facebook. You waste time; you write on your wall, you get poked by someone you hardly know…”

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He was so poor he didn’t even get a yo-yo for Christmas.
His parents could only afford a yo.

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I think you’ll find that any of my lady companions will tell you I’m a ‘five times a night man’.
I really shouldn’t drink so much tea before I go to bed.

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Anant to his redneck friend, "Take care bro. Keep your curtains close while fuскing your wife. Yesterday afternoon, all street people enjoyed watching while you were sсrеwing!"
Redneck to Anant, "Shut up. Yesterday, I was out of town."

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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

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How do men exercise on the beach?
By suскing in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

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How do insects communicate?
By bee mail.

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Programmer Jokes Computer Jokes

New customer to Tech Support:
“It says, hit any key and when I do that nothing happens'.
Tech Support: Can you try again and tell me what happens?
Customer:
'Tried but nothing”
Tech Support:
“What key did you hit?
After a moment and some chick ling sound the customer replied: Well, first I tried my car key and just now my office key.

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Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.

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