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Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Drug Jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.

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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard.
People now call it Bigfoot.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Teacher: To which family does the elephant belong?
Pupil: I don’t know, nobody I know owns one!

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School Jokes Marriage and Family Jokes

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Japanese Jokes

Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

How do you hide a niggеr in a coal shed?
Kick his teeth in.

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes Black People Jokes

How do you кill half of Ethiopia?
Throw a piece of bread off a cliff.
How do you кill the other half?
Tell them it still has not been eaten.

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes Black People Jokes

What are two things a black man can't get in a fist fight.
A black eye, and a swollen lip.

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Men jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes Black People Jokes

If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called?
Loch Jaws.

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Animal Jokes

Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?
Horse: Sure!
Girl: What do you call it?
Horse: Same as you do. Mare!

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Animal Jokes

Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.

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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Men jokes

Why was the little bear so spoiled?
Because its mother panda d to its every whim.

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Animal Jokes

A couple was having a discussion about family finances.
Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!"
The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money I wouldn't be here."

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Money jokes Marriage and Family Jokes

I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.

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