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Why did the blonde stand in front of the mirror with her eyes closed?
She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.

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Blonde Jokes

Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Science jokes

What's a turkey's favorite song? "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"

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Christmas Jokes Holiday Jokes

Whats superman’s weaknesses…kryptonite and horses

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Superman jokes Superhero Jokes

Whats the difference between having sеx and having a shiт?
You don’t have to cuddle a тurd for half an hour afterwards.

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Sex Jokes What's The Difference Jokes

Сосаinе…… Because its cheaper than sniffing petrol

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Bad Habits Jokes

I’ve just got first place in a national bullshitting competition.
Well, I actually came 12th.
To be honest, there wasn’t even a competition.

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Nationality Jokes Stupid Jokes

What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you ваng them, the looser they get.

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Jokes about Women Sexist Jokes

So, it’s nearly that day again when people come up to me with their scary faces and frightening clothes with their hands held out begging for money.
I fuскing hate my job at the benefits office in Liverpool.

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Office and Work Jokes Money jokes Sarcasm Jokes

Depending on how you look at it, half of 8 could be 4, 3, or 0.

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Philosophy Jokes

Girl:
"Will you love me after marriage, also?"
Boy:
"I think that'll depend on your husband."

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Marriage and Family Jokes Love Jokes

How many French men does it take to defend the city of Paris?
Don't know... Its never been done.

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Men jokes Life Jokes

My iPhone battery dies quicker than a black guy in a scary movie.

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One-Liner Jokes Apple and iPhone Jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hеll is wrong with you.

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Heaven And Hell Jokes

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

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The hardest part of any relationship is when it's not your turn to talk.

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Relationship Jokes Communication Jokes

Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Моsеs started out as a basket case.

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Christian Jokes

Little boy gets home from school early and walks into the lounge room and hears his mum and dad making strange noises and he see's his mum and dad doing something on the couch
Little boy: mum, dad what where you doing last night?
Mum and Dad: baking a Cake
Little boy: okay but next time I want chocolate frosting not vanilla

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