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A blonde goes to a store's deodorant display and tells the clerk, "I need to buy some deodorant for my husband."
"Does he use the ball kind?" inquired the clerk. "No," replied the blonde, "The kind for under his arms."

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

What is the golden rule for cows?
Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you.

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Animal Jokes

There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Weather jokes

When do rabbits have buck teeth?
When their parents won't get them braces.

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Animal Jokes

Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?
A red jellyfish.

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Animal Jokes

Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Men jokes

Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?
A dandy lion.

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Animal Jokes

Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"

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Chuck Norris Jokes

"May I buy half a rabbit?"
"No, we don't split hares."

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Animal Jokes

Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Weather jokes

Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?
Stegosaur-rust.

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Animal Jokes

Why does a dog stay in a shadow.
Because it doesn't want to be a Hotdog.

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Animal Jokes Dog jokes

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him.

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Animal Jokes

Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Did you hear about the man with five keen senses?
He still lacked common and horse!

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Animal Jokes Men jokes

Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.

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Chuck Norris Jokes