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How do blondes pierce their ears?
They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

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Blonde Jokes

A blond whines at her mother:
Mother, I’m impregnate!
What?
Where the hеll was you’re head?
What do you mean by that, on the pillow off course!

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Blonde Jokes

Yo mamma’s so big, when people see her they start screaming:
“That’s a huge вiтсh!”

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Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma’s so big, when she gets outside the house people start screaming:
“Freak!”

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Yo Momma Jokes

Hey ваве, I'd like to take it your rack! High five!

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Dirty jokes

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Why do black women lose their hair at an early age?
From all of the hair pulling during rаре.

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Jokes about Women Sex Jokes Old People Jokes

How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

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Men vs Women Jokes Men jokes

(A) You are not Tom Cruise,
(B) The guns may stop working at the last moment,
(C) The Enemy is 1000 times intelligent than you,
(D) Your family might not like the amount of compensation on your behalf
(E) Just remember, "the safest way to win over your enemies is by making them your friends!"

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Office and Work Jokes Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Marriage and Family Jokes Men jokes Friendship Jokes

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.

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Men jokes Bar and Bartender Jokes Life Jokes

What’s the difference between a niggеr and a white man?
As much as you see with your eyes!

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Brings little Johny a can to policeman and asks:
Can you please open the can? Policeman knocks at it:
Please open the door, police...

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Little Johnny Jokes Police Officer Jokes

A team of doctors attended the delivery of quintuplets who were able to walk immediately after the umbilical cords were cut.
The senior doctor was asked to explain this unusual occurrence.
‘I guess they had a lot of practice,’ said the doctor.
‘What do you mean, “practice”?’ asked a junior colleague.
‘They were just born!’ The doctor replied, ‘Well, it was standing wомв only.’

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Kids Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes

"Jeff, my child, your mother had to stay in the hospital for a few days, cause the stork that brought your baby brother bite her by accident."
"Oh, gosh! What a terrible thing to happen to her after such a difficult birth!"

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Kids Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes Baby Jokes

Who is little, black and jumps?
A flee!
But who’s big, black and jumps?
Dr. Alban!

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Dirty jokes

What is the difference between a man and childbirth?
One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.

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Men vs Women Jokes Men jokes

One day a blonde woman entered an autobody shop claiming that she’d suffered extensive damage to her new car.
The mechanic thought he’d have some fun with her so he told her that she didn’t need him to fixed all the dents.
He said she could fix them herself by blowing into the tailpipe as hard as she could and they’d all pop out.
The woman went home and proceeded to get down on her hands and knees in the driveway.
She was blowing into the pipe as hard as she could and her face was turning purple when another blonde woman walked by and asked what she was doing.
After hearing the whole story the second blonde pauses for a moment then responds, “Hello! The windows are down. Your personal check for the full $30,000.”

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Jokes about Women Car and driving jokes Money jokes Blonde Jokes

Golf: A five-mile walk punctuated with disappointments.

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Sports Jokes

He was a colourful boxer.
Black and blue all over.

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Sports Jokes

What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door?
A niggеr with a spear through his head.

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