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Latest Jokes

How do you keep a black person out of your backyard?
Hang one in the front.

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Dark Humor Jokes

A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful.
"Whoa, Sam!" said the bartender.
"Who gave those beauties to you?"
"Nobody gave them to me," said Sam.
"I had to fight like crazy for both of them."

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Sports Jokes Drinking and Drunk Jokes

Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!

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Yo Momma Jokes

What did the dog say to the hot dog bun?
"Are you pure bred?"

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Animal Jokes

The Italian fascist dictator was a trivia expert: Benito Miscellany.

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One-Liner Jokes

How do you track rodent populations? With a MySQuirreL database.

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One-Liner Jokes Programmer Jokes

Invest in puns, corny puns! The stalk mock-it has never been higher.

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One-Liner Jokes

Our favourite movie? Lethal Web Pun.

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One-Liner Jokes

What does a Hispanic соw say?

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One-Liner Jokes

Relaxing music puts me in a calm position.

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One-Liner Jokes

Which species put a cartoon dog into space? The Mars Snoopyals.

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One-Liner Jokes

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I work like a horse, eat like a bird, and I'm tired as a dog!
Doctor: Have you been to a veterinarian?

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Medical and Doctor Jokes One-Liner Jokes

NED: Who's yo daddy?
ED: Huh?
NED: I said – who's yo daddy?
ED: Funny, I thought it was a parent…

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One-Liner Jokes

The lawyer who got into cattle breeding put in many build-a-bull hours.

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One-Liner Jokes Lawyer Jokes

I was going to make a fат joke
It didn't work out.

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Fat Jokes

How do you cut ancient Rome in half?
With a pair of Caesars.

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Jokes

Whats the diffrence between mexicans and stoners
Stoners actually have papers

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My grandpa has a world record for holding his breathe… hes been holding it for 6 years.

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Old People Jokes

What do you call it when a мidgет waves at you?
A microwave

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Say what you want about Нiтlеr, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Нiтlеr.

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