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I learned to canoe i-nu-tero.

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One-Liner Jokes

Which Nаzi loved Michael Jordan? Joseph Goebbels. He loved it when things were Goering well for the Chicago squad, and especially when MJ would achieve Luftwaffe and Rеiсh up the points. For the fans, it was beyond their wildest iMaginotion. It was Panzermonium.

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One-Liner Jokes

Click kick аss if you think justin bieber is gay

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Jokes

Girl - Lost two pounds this week b*tches!
Me - What did you take off your makeup?

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Insult Jokes

An airplane is going down cause of too much weight, there was a black man, an asian man, a mexican man, and an american man. Each of them were told to throw something off the plane to lighten the load, the black man threw a couple zebras and lions out saying,"I have too any of those in my country."
The asian threw some fish and rice out, saying"I have too many of that in my country."
The mexican threw some corn and refried beans out saying,"I have too many of that in my country."
The american threw the mexican out and said,"I have way too many of that in my country.

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Men jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes

Girl: * stares at me for 30 seconds
Me: What you looking at ?
Girl: IDK, something ugly.
Me: ВIТСН i ain't no mirror.

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Insult Jokes

Best way to answer phone:
Mario's pizzeria and abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce.

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Insult Jokes

Yo momma is do dumb when two robbers stole her tv she chased after them saying you forgot the remote

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Yo Momma Jokes

Isn't it weird how when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected.

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One-Liner Jokes

I spent four years at college and didn’t learn anything…
It’s really my own fault. I had a double major in psychology and reverse psychology.

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School Jokes

If i get 1000+ kickass i will become gаy........ so please dont press kickass

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Dark Humor Jokes Anti-Humor Jokes

Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?

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Marriage and Family Jokes One-Liner Jokes Life Jokes

The word "Воов" is the Perfect word. The B looks like a top view of them, the 2 Os look like a front view, and the b looks like a side view. perfectly engineered!

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One-Liner Jokes

Strait test!!!
Kickass if your strait because your kickass
Lame if your not strait because your lame :(

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Dark Humor Jokes Anti-Humor Jokes

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

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Jokes about Women Men jokes One-Liner Jokes

Yo mama so fат the only letters of the alphabet she understands are KFC

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Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes

I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser.

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Life Jokes

Teacher: Can you touch God?
Student: No.
Teacher: Can you see God?
Student: No.
Teacher: Then there isn't a God!
Student: Can you touch your brain?
Teacher: No.
Student: Can you see your brain?
Teacher: No.
Student: Ooh, okaaay, then you don't HAVE a brain!

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Insult Jokes God Jokes

Why did the feminist fail algebra? … … She couldn’t solve inequalities.

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Sexist Jokes

Everytime I go to a wedding......
Grandparents: *poke* *poke* Ur next. Ur next
Me: Next time I go to a funeral I'll do that same sh*t to you. See how you like it.

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Insult Jokes