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What is the type of tire that fixes itself on its own without troubling the driver?
It is a Canadian tire.

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Canadian jokes

Why do hockey players like baking cakes?
They’re great at icing.

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Canadian jokes

How do you stop bacon from curling in the frying pan?
Take away its broom!

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Canadian jokes

Why are Canadian students so smart?
They get lots of ehs.

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Canadian jokes School Jokes

How do you get a Canadian to apologize?
Step on their foot.

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Canadian jokes

Why is maple syrup always so sad?
Because it’s sappy.

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Canadian jokes

What has antlers and suскs blood?
A moose-quito.

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Canadian jokes

Why shouldn’t curlers tell jokes on the ice?
Because it might сrаск up!

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Canadian jokes

What does Canada produce that no other country in the world produces?
Canadians.

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Canadian jokes

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?
You say, “Please get out of the swimming pool.”

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Canadian jokes

Why did the weightlifter move to Prince Edward Island?
To get the best mussels!

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Canadian jokes

What’s a Canadian’s favorite letter?
Eh (A).

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Canadian jokes

What would you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent?
A snake in the brass.

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Animal Jokes American Presidents Humor

First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them?
Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.

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Animal Jokes

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Fitness jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon?
A creature that stinks to high heaven.

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Animal Jokes

Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything.

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Animal Jokes