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What’s a Canadian’s favorite letter?
Eh (A).

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Canadian jokes

What would you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent?
A snake in the brass.

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Animal Jokes American Presidents Humor

First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them?
Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.

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Animal Jokes

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Fitness jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon?
A creature that stinks to high heaven.

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Animal Jokes

Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything.

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Animal Jokes

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?
Hamburger.

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Food Jokes Animal Jokes

What do cows get when they are sick?
Hay Fever.

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Medical and Doctor Jokes Animal Jokes

As a Canadian I never realized how slow my internet was until today.
I just now started seeing Thanksgiving posts!

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Thanksgiving Jokes Canadian jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?
A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

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Cat jokes Duck jokes Restaurant Jokes

Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?
The Spanish Inquisition.

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Political Jokes Spanish jokes

What Pokémon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?
Zikachu.

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Pokémon jokes

A Republican, a Democrat, a Communist, a priest, a rabbi, an Imam, an African, a Caucasian, an Asian, a horse, a giraffe, an elephant, a fairy, an elf, and an unicorn walk into a bar...
The bar tender looks up
"What is this? A joke?"

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Bar and Bartender Jokes Asian jokes Elephant jokes Horse jokes Priest Jokes

I always make jokes about everything, but I won't make a joke about fат people...
... Because an elephant never forgets.

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Fat Jokes Elephant jokes

Do you know what always catches my eye? Short people with umbrellas

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One-Liner Jokes Short people jokes

The 3 shortest books ever written are:
Polish Wisdom
Jewish Business Ethics
Black Guys I Met While Yachting

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Jewish Jokes Polish jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up the cheese grater?
That was the most violent book I've ever read...........

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Helen Keller Jokes Cheese jokes