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What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?
Hamburger.

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Animal Jokes Food Jokes

What do cows get when they are sick?
Hay Fever.

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Animal Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes

As a Canadian I never realized how slow my internet was until today.
I just now started seeing Thanksgiving posts!

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Thanksgiving Jokes Canadian jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?
A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

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Cat jokes Duck jokes Restaurant Jokes

Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?
The Spanish Inquisition.

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Political Jokes Spanish jokes

What Pokémon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?
Zikachu.

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Pokémon jokes

A Republican, a Democrat, a Communist, a priest, a rabbi, an Imam, an African, a Caucasian, an Asian, a horse, a giraffe, an elephant, a fairy, an elf, and an unicorn walk into a bar...
The bar tender looks up
"What is this? A joke?"

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Bar and Bartender Jokes Asian jokes Elephant jokes Horse jokes Priest Jokes

I always make jokes about everything, but I won't make a joke about fат people...
... Because an elephant never forgets.

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Fat Jokes Elephant jokes

Do you know what always catches my eye? Short people with umbrellas

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One-Liner Jokes Short people jokes

The 3 shortest books ever written are:
Polish Wisdom
Jewish Business Ethics
Black Guys I Met While Yachting

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Jewish Jokes Polish jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up the cheese grater?
That was the most violent book I've ever read...........

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Helen Keller Jokes Cheese jokes

My physics teacher asked me if I understood the chapter on linear motion.
I said, “yeah it’s pretty straightforward.”

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes Physics jokes School Jokes

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.

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Animal Jokes What do you call jokes Easter Jokes

What do you call a соw with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a соw with 3 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a соw with 2 legs?
Your mom.

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Cow jokes What do you call jokes

I bought a dog from a blacksmith …..
As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes Dog jokes

I just gave my cat some 7UP.
Now he’s got 16 lives.

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Stupid Jokes Cat jokes

Yo momma is so vegan and fат...
.. That she ate a meal and got arrested for deforestation.

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Fat Jokes Vegan and Vegetarian Jokes Yo Momma Jokes

Courtesy of my 6yo daughter: What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth?
A Flossiraptor

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Dinosaur jokes What do you call jokes

If Нiтlеr was a tech nerd he would've written a book called my comp

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Hitler Jokes Nerd jokes

What do you call a bench full of white people? The NBA!

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Office and Work Jokes White people jokes