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"I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know."

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"Why did the bean children give their mom a sweater? She was chili."

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"What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s Popcorn?"

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"What's black and white and goes round and round? A реnguin in the washing machine."

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"What kind of flowers are best for Mother’s Day? Mums."

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"Finally my winter fат is gone. Now I have spring rolls."

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"Why is a computer so smart? Because it listens to its motherboard."

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"What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like? Mars bars."

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"What did mommy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web."

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"Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom on Mother’s Day? Because she left the phone off the hook."

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"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"

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"Why was the house so neat on Mother’s Day? Because Mom spent all day Saturday cleaning it."

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"Kid: Mom, stop. You aren't funny. Mom: I made you."

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"One minute you are young and cool, maybe even a little dangerous, and the next you are reading Amazon reviews for birdseed." @simoncholland

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"Silence is golden. Unless you have kids. Then silence is suspicious."

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"A police recruit was asked during the exam, 'What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?' He said, 'Call for backup.' "

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"Other moms: Are you okay?! Let’s clean that up. I’ll take care of you.
My mom: Maybe if you listened when I told you not to do that, you would be perfectly fine right now."

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"I love it when I find myself screaming 'STOP SCREAMING' at my kids. That's how I teach them irony." @motherhoodandmore

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"Some days I do yoga and don't yell at my kids. Some days I scream at them while eating cake over the kitchen sink. It's called balance." @katiebinghamsmith

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"Please excuse the mess, my kids are making memories. Of me yelling at them. To clean up the mess."

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