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My family look like royalty.
Unfortunately that royalty is the Habsburgs

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What is a West Virginian's favorite squash?
A pump kin

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Why go down the street to get laid when you can go down the hall

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A little boy opens the bathroom door without knocking, and sees his dad in there маsтurватing.
"Daddy, what are you doing?"
"Don't worry son, it's perfectly natural. You'll be doing it soon enough!"
"Why?"
"Well for starters, my arm's getting tired..."

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What's the best part about fuскing your cousin? It makes your sister jealous

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Why did the New Polish Navy build boats with glass bottoms?
To see the Old Polish Navy

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Sean Spicer is just trying to distract us from United Airlines which was a distraction from Pepsi which was a distraction from Russia.

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I wish that United Airlines employee would forcefully remove Trump from the White House.

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Hey United Airlines, we’ll take your 1960s dress code seriously when you stop charging $15 for a sandwich that tastes like regret.

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Republicans are proposing a boycott of United Airlines because of their vaccine mandate.
I'm all for it. If republicans want to really hurt us, they should boycott all airlines. And hotels. And restaurants. And grocery stores. And comedy shows. And elections.

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United Airlines better call in an expert to help them cover up the мurdеr of a dog.
Hey, Mike Huckabee! You up?

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United: You don't need a window seat to see stars.
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

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United Airlines is requiring all their employees to be vaccinated against the coronavirus.
Now they just need to protect their employees from their passengers.

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Americans should unite in our hatred of United Airlines.

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United Airlines says any employee who doesn't get vaccinated by Sept 27 will be terminated or put on unpaid leave.
Remember that flight attendant spiel "Your safety is our number 1 priority?"
United's actually acting like it.

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Okay, Ted Cruz's United flight 1015 just landed at Houston Intercontinental Airport. How many reporters are waiting along with his driver outside customs?

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British Airways passengers hit with delays after IT failure. United Airlines offers to beat the shiт out of them for free.

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At Bozeman airport, a United Airlines reservations agent called in a police officer to deal with Ted Cruz being verbally abusive.
Maybe Senate Judiciary chair Diск Durbin should consider doing the same.

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United Airlines pilot reiterating mask rule.
"Wear it except eating or drinking. And no that does not mean putting a water bottle on your tray for 4 hours and claiming you are drinking."

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United Airlines - How will we ever recover?
Sean Spicer - Hold my Pepsi

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