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What do you call 144 frogs in a box?
Gross!

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Frog jokes

A guy walks into a drug store and asks for a packet of condoms.
The pharmacist says, ‘That’ll be £5.00 with the tax.’
‘Tacks?’, the guy exclaims.
‘I thought you rolled them on!’

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What do you call a 100-year-old toad?
An old croak.

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How does a frog pick his favorite baseball team?
He jumps on the bandwagon.

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The fly said to the frog, “time flies when you’re having fun.”
The frog replied, “Actually, time’s fun when you’re having flies!”

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Frog jokes

What type of frog has horns?
A bull frog.

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What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hoppera.

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Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.

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How do frogs share secrets?
Through Morse Toad.

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What’s a frog’s favorite car?
A Beetle!

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What happened to the frog’s car when his parking meter expired?
It goat toad!

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What do frogs eat at McDonald’s?
French flies and a Diet Croak.

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Why did the frog go to the hospital?
He needed a hoperation.

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What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.

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Where do frogs hang their coats?
In the croakroom.

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What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.

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What happens when you cross a frog and a dog?
You get a croaker spaniel.

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What’s green and loud?
A froghorn.

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What do you call a sad frog?
Unhoppy.

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What was the taco’s favorite part of the day?
Cumin home.

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Taco jokes