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Did you hear about the snowman who fell in love with a mitten?
It was glove at first sight.

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What advice should you give to snow moving to the big city?
Flake it till you make it.

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What kind of robots live in Antarctica?
Snow-bots.

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Did you hear about the kid who was hit in the head with a snowball?
It knocked him out cold.

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What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just-ice.

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What do you call a snowman in the produce aisle?
Nose shopping.

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What’s a snowman’s favorite condiment?
Chilly sauce.

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What do you call it when a reindeer ignores you?
The cold shoulder.

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What do snowmen change into when it warms up?
Puddles.

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What do you call a snowman’s kids?
Chill-dren.

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What’s the best self-defense against an angry snowman?
A hairdryer.

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What do you put over a reindeer’s crib?
A snow-mobile.

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What does a mountain wear on its head?
A snowcap.

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What do you call a реnguin that steals calamari?
A squid-napper.

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Why don’t penguins fly?
They’re not tall enough to be pilots.

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Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.

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What did the salad say to get inside?
“Lettuce in! It’s freezing out here!”

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What did the man say from outside the window?
“Icy you!”

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What do you call a photo of the North Pole?
A polar-oid.

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Where’s the warmest place in the South Pole?
On a map.

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Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.

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What do you call a wintertime hip-hop artist?
Frozen-T.

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What do you call a reindeer without eyes?
No eye deer (no idea).

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What do trees say after a long winter?
“What a re-leaf.”

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Why do polar bears live alone?
They like to ice-olate themselves.

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What do you call a slow skier?
A slоре-poke.

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Who delivers the Christmas presents to baby sharks?
Santa Jaws.

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Snow won't save you from getting a parking ticket

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In Canada, "friends with benefits" means neighbors who have snow blowers.

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This is Jakub Weiher, the founder of a Polish town called Weiherowo. But when the snow comes... his true identity is revealed, Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith

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