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Did you hear John McEnroe went for an audition for the latest Harry Potter film?
They turned him down, saying "You cannot be Sirius!"

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Heres my only thing with Harry Potter... They go to this school, and they take classes like Defense Against the Dark Arts and Potions and Divination, but they should be taking math also, right?
Why are there no math teachers at Hogwarts? Or history, or geography? They're getting tested on Care of Magical Creatures -- never heard of the Holocaust.

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What do you call it when a person shaves their head bald to blend in with cancer patients? Chemoflage.

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Bald jokes

What did I say to my friend who was going bald, which made him mad with anger? I said, “You will find Waldo faster than you can find your hairline”.

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Why was the bald guy very happy? As he was so completely bald, he was elected as the president of ‘The Hair Club for Men’!

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How do you compare a bald man’s head to one of the greatest tourist places on earth? You say, “Your hair has so many valleys and creeks that it looks like the Grand Canyon”.

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What special day do bald people celebrate? They like to celebrate No-Hair Day!

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What is the funniest thing you can say to a bald man? You are so bald that I can simply rub your head and start predicting futures!

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Why were all the lice sad on the head of a bald man? They look like they are all homeless!

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What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backward? A receding hairline is what you call it!

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Why was the bald guy upset when I asked him an innocent question? He said, “Asking a bald guy how far they go up while washing their faces is not polite”.

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Why was my friend angry when he started getting bald? Because his hair didn’t fall out, it simply fell down!

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What is the worst advice one can give to his bald friend? “No need for a transplant. Draw rabbits on your hair, they will look like hares from a distance”.

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What did I say to my bald brother, which made him very angry? I said, “Bro you are so bald, that I need to wear sunglasses else, I can go blind”.

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What does the kind man who shaved off his hair as support for cancer patients say? He says he had camouflage.

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Why do women trust bald men more than normal men? Because bald men have nothing to hide!

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Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower? Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!

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What did the old bald man say to his grandchildren? He said, “Combing is the experience which life usually gives when you start turning bald!

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Why does a bald man always wake up happy from bed? Because a man who has an extended forehead looks good!

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Why was the bald person happy even when he lost all his hair? Because after being bald for a long time the idea of hair started to grow on him!

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