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I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.

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Religion jokes

I trapped a couple of vegans in my basement.
At least I think they're vegan. They keep shouting 'lettuce leaf!'

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Vegan and Vegetarian Jokes

Why was the UN concerned when the waiter dropped Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it meant the fall of turkey, the ruin of grease, and the breakup of china.

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Turkey Jokes Thanksgiving Jokes

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?
He didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate.

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Animal Jokes Chocolate Jokes

Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes Science jokes

When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face.

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Relationship Jokes

People compare Trump and Нiтlеr all the time, but there is one major difference.
Hitler was good at making speeches

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Donald Trump Jokes Hitler Jokes Military Jokes American Presidents Humor

My grandfather once told me my generation relied too much on technology, I screamed to him that his dos and unplugged his life support

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Technology Jokes Grandparent Jokes

What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.

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Cheese jokes

What do you call children born in whorehouses?
Brothel sprouts
Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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What do you call jokes

Yo momma’s so fат, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled, ‘Land Но!’

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Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes Military Jokes

What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?

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Beauty Jokes

What's the difference between CoVID-19 and Romeo and Juliet?
One's a Coronavirus, the other is a Verona Crisis.

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Coronavirus Jokes

Yesterday I went to a temporary tattoo parlour to get a tattoo.
After it wouldn’t wash off this morning I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlour wasn’t there.

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Masturbation jokes

I always say muchos to spanish people.
It means a lot to them

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Spanish jokes

How is a trans 4-year old like a vegan cat?
We all know who’s making that decision

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Cat jokes Vegan and Vegetarian Jokes

A nerd walked into bar
He wasn't wearing his glasses

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Bar and Bartender Jokes Nerd jokes

Boy: you're really pretty
Girl:thanks
Boy:I wish there was something between us
Girl:I do too
Boy:really?! Like what?
Girl: a wall!

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Insult Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Our family motto is "Who took my phone charger?"

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Marriage and Family Jokes Attitude Jokes

Yo momma so fat
When she sat on the iPhone 6 plus
It turned into the iPad 6 Plus

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Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes Apple and iPhone Jokes