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Why do Pokémon have eyes?
So they can pikachu

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Pokémon jokes

Pokémon Go is more popular than Tinder.
Another app which requires you to swipe to find monsters in your surroundings.

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Pokémon jokes

What's a vegan's favorite animal?
A high horse

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Animal Jokes Horse jokes Vegan and Vegetarian Jokes

A friend of mine has been rushed to hospital, after eating a horse-burger.
Apparently he is now in a stable condition.

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Horse jokes

Shredded cheese has officially been banned in grocery stores in the US.
Trump will make America grate again.

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Cheese jokes American Presidents Humor

Why do you never see an elephant hiding on top of a tree?
Because they're good at it.

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Elephant jokes

What's my dog's favourite part of the tree?
The bark.
What's my bank's favourite part of the tree?
The branches.
What's my elephant's favourite part of the tree?
The trunk.
What's my father's favourite part of the tree?
The leaves :(

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Elephant jokes Banker Jokes

My local funeral service is offering a 2-for-1 deal on coffins...
... but only to short people.

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Short people jokes

Never fight short people
They hit below the belt

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Short people jokes

What do раnтiеs and nail polish have in common?
Both come off with alcohol

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Polish jokes

Sieg Heil by Covergirl
Girls use chemicals to remove polish and no one panics.
Hitler does the same thing and everyone loses their minds.

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Polish jokes

The other day, my Physics teacher said I had so much potential...
Then he pushed me out the window.

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School Jokes Physics jokes

What do you call a black man that's just been hit by a bus?
An ambulance you racist.

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What do you call jokes

My child doesn't eat meat, what to substitute it with?
A dog, dogs eat meat

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Dog jokes

This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat.
It was obvious that she thought her cat could understand her.
I came to my house and told my dog. We laughed a lot.

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Cat jokes Dog jokes

Why did the vegan cross the road?
To tell someone he was a vegan.

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Vegan and Vegetarian Jokes

I'm 95% vegan now...
Basically, I'm vegan all the time. Except when I'm eating

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Vegan and Vegetarian Jokes

What was the last thing that went through sallys mind before she got hit by the bus. Ohhh look a bus

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Dark Humor Jokes Anti-Humor Jokes

Republicans are red, Democrats are blue,
Neither one of them,
Gives a fuск about you!

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Dark Humor Jokes Anti-Humor Jokes

Can a сrаррy dinosaur joke get a laugh?
You bet Jurassican.

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Dinosaur jokes