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Following a distinguished legal career, a man arrived at the Gates of Heaven, accompanied by the Pope, who had the misfortune to expire on the same day. The Pope was greeted first by St. Peter, who escorted him to his quarters. The room was somewhat shabby and small, similar to that found in a low grade Motel 6 type establishment. The lawyer was then taken to his room, which was a palatial suite including a private swimming pool, a garden, and a terrace overlooking the Gates. The attorney was somewhat taken aback, and told St. Peter, "I'm really quite surprised at these rooms, seeing as how the Pope was given such small accommodations." St. Peter replied, "We have over a hundred Popes here, and we're really very bored with them. We've never had a lawyer."

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Lawyer Jokes Military Jokes

Hisspanics are afraid of snakes.

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One-Liner Jokes

Many professional sculptors complain of extreme pain when listening to Clay Aiken.

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One-Liner Jokes

I'm seeking a new financial services provider for my deer friend. I'm looking for the most bank for my buck.

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One-Liner Jokes Banker Jokes

I sell plastic pens. I'm kind of a Bic deal.

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One-Liner Jokes

John Deere releases the Ukrainian version of their tractor

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Russia-Ukraine war jokes

Shakespeare tried to get into acting school, but he was bard.

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One-Liner Jokes School Jokes

Difficulties translating the Rosetta Stone runed many archeologists' careers.

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One-Liner Jokes

When I see acne it makes me vомiт. It's a cyst-emetic reaction.

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One-Liner Jokes

I lost five pounds just by farting. Finally I see the air of my weighs.

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One-Liner Jokes

I forgot to turn off the lights again. I feel like a more on.

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One-Liner Jokes

The manager who couldn't afford new pens obviously didn't have a Bic budget.

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One-Liner Jokes Boss Jokes

I was reading about this new diet where youre not allowed to drink alcohol. Well, I read the first sentence at least.

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One-Liner Jokes Diet and Weight Loss Jokes

Are the French known to waffle on their decisions?

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One-Liner Jokes

Man:
"Oh Guru! Why is it that when I open my eyes in bed at night, I see an aura light around my wife's head? What does it all mean spiritually?"
Guru:
"She's checking your cellphone."

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One-Liner Jokes

Why do bagpipe players always walk while they play?
Is it to get away from the noise?

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One-Liner Jokes

A Canadian walks into a cafe, and the barista asks, "Would you like a latte?"
And the Canadian responds to him "Nah, just a bit, eh."

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Canadian jokes Coffee Jokes

Having a duck оrgy at my house...
If anyone wants to come on down.

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Duck jokes

My Spanish teacher taught me the word for "Transgender"
I asked him if the word is masculine or feminine

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Spanish jokes School Jokes

My neighbour's 4-year-old has been learning Spanish since lockdown.
He still can't say "please" though, which I think is poor for four.

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Spanish jokes