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Chocolate bars make me fат. Now I see the Aero of my weighs.

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I stopped gambling after reading John Milton's Pair o Dice Lost.

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One-Liner Jokes

My failure to succeed in the water vapour business was a мisт stopper tunity.

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One-Liner Jokes

You can tell if someone burned down their house for insurance reasons, if the smoke is bill owing.

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Usually when you hear about Norway it's Oslo news day.

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A doctor hands a man his newborn baby and says "I'm sorry, but your wife didn't make it."
The man hands the baby back and responds, "Well, bring me the one my wife made."

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Medical and Doctor Jokes

Donald Trump just turned 73
Which makes him the first President whose age surpassed his IQ.

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Donald Trump Jokes

Нiтlеr died in 1945, Donald Trump was born in 1946...
Coincidence? No.
Mystery? Maybe.
Hotel? Trivago.

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Donald Trump Jokes Hotel Jokes

Not everything Donald Trump says is sтuрid.
The Chinese built a wall 2,000 years ago - and they still don't have any Mexicans!

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Donald Trump Jokes

If i’m the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a…
Guardian of the galaxy?

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Don't overburden a little person. If he carries too much weight he's liable to imp load.

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One-Liner Jokes

The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

The man who broke up with his longtime girlfriend went on a consolational fruit-eating binge. When asked how he was handling it, the fellow merely raised a half-eaten piece of produce. “Can't you see,” he said, “I am in the depths of this pear.“

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One-Liner Jokes

I can't run fast in the slush; I'm sleet of foot.

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One-Liner Jokes

My office was so small...
I had to leave the room to change my mind.

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One-Liner Jokes

Mr. Clean is really Chuck Norris with a shaved head and an ear-ring.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

An Albertan's favourite movie? Tarsand.

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One-Liner Jokes

Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!

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Kids Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.

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Chuck Norris Jokes