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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Men jokes

Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Music and Musician Jokes

He was so mean he used to give his children £1 each instead of an evening meal, then charged them £2 for breakfast.

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Money jokes

I saw a тrамр who was so broke he was standing on the corner shouting, ‘Will work for cardboard and a magic marker!’

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Office and Work Jokes Money jokes

What does a blonde use for protection during sеx?
A bus shelter.

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Blonde Jokes Sex Jokes

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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Sports Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes Men jokes One-Liner Jokes

Patient:
"Doctor, I have to ask a personal question, if you don’t mind. Why do you charge fees much lower than other doctors?"
Doctor:
"You see, I am not a M. B. B. S. I am only a B. Sc."

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Money jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes

I’ve know John a long time and am considered a bit of a father figure to him.
I have watched him crawl around on his knees, drink from a bottle and I’ve cleaned up after him but enough about the Bachelor Party.

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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan.
When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Sick and Death Jokes

What’s the best way to get in touch with your long-lost relatives?
Win the Lottery.

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Money jokes

15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest?
I don't know he is still busy.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!

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Chuck Norris Jokes

What fur do we get from a tiger?
As fur as possible!

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Animal Jokes

Two crocks rest on the basin of a zoo talking:
Yesterday, the caretaker cursed me, said the older one.
What did you do?
Asks the other. -I’ve swallowed him...

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Animal Jokes

One man (lets call him Johnny) came to gun shop.
J(ohnny):I want a pistol
S(alesman):Choose from this wall (points at wall full of pistols)
J: (points at biggest pistol) I want this,
S: An .44 Magnum? And for what purpose?
J: For shooting cans.
S: (points on smaller handgun) For shooting cans is the best this one.
J: (points again on .44) No, I want this one.
S: And what cans will you shoot at?
J: Um... Mexi-cans, Portori-cans, Afri-cans...

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Men vs Women Jokes Men jokes

The officer reported to the watch commander about having no luck with the witness.
"Did you browbeat him, yell at him, and ask him every question you could come up with?" asked the watch commander.
"I certainly did."
"And?"
"And he said, 'Yes dear you're right,' and dozed off!"

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Office and Work Jokes Police Officer Jokes

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
Crib death.

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