Latest Jokes

There's something actionable in your pants.

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Sex Jokes

Yo momma’s so ugly, she practises birth control by leaving the lights on.

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Yo Momma Jokes

Your momma's so fат that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!

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Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes

Yo mama is so fат a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.

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Drinking and Drunk Jokes Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes

I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn and it really worked.
I’m really beginning to fancy those rhinos now.

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Office and Work Jokes Sex Jokes

Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I rареd didn't stand a chance.

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Jokes about Women Dark Humor Jokes Sex Jokes

When I was born, everyone was so happy.
Even the doctor said, ‘I think it’s a baby.’

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Kids Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face.
Chuck Norris' beard has a face.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

In the game "Clue", the мurdеr is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Sick and Death Jokes

When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .

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Chuck Norris Jokes

When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating.
He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Two halves make a whole.
Two wholes make Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris can вlоw smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also вlоw your face.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...
He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

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Money jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

Jesse starts wailing to the vet, "you gotta save my dog, he looks real bad - please you just gotta!"
"There, there Jesse, your dog just has a broken hip he'll be fine in no time.
My fee, of course, will be $1,500."
Jesse starts to wail - "oh, my dog's going to die!!!"

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Animal Jokes