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How did that bullfight come out?
Oh, it was a toss-up.

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Animal Jokes

What is a chameleon's motto?
A change is as good as a rest.

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Animal Jokes

Соw: "Why don't you shoo those flies?"
Bull: "I ll let them go barefoot!"

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Animal Jokes

How did the calf's final exam turn out?
Grade A.

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School Jokes Animal Jokes

In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees.
Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!

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Blonde Jokes

I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!

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Blonde Jokes

Big inspection on a build site/yard.
The boss tells the workers : what ever happens just act as usual.
The inspection committee were inspecting when a wall just colapses.
-(Worker looking at his watch) : 10:15, just on time

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Office and Work Jokes Life Jokes Boss Jokes

What does a соw ride when his car is broken?
A СОW-asaki MOO-torcycle.

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Car and driving jokes Animal Jokes

How are men like noodles?
They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

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Men vs Women Jokes Men jokes

A man calls a lawyer’s office.
A voice answers, ‘Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz and Schwartz.’
The man says, ‘Let me talk to Mr Schwartz.’
‘I’m sorry, he’s on vacation.’
‘Then let me talk to Mr Schwartz.’
‘He’s on a big case, not available for a week.’
‘Then let me talk to Mr Schwartz.’
‘He’s playing golf today.’
‘Okay, then, let me talk to Mr Schwartz.’ ‘Speaking.’

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Office and Work Jokes Men jokes Lawyer Jokes

A man runs over a cat. The cat’s address is on its collar so the man goes to apologize to the owner. He knocks on the door and a little old lady answers.
The man says, ‘I’m so sorry.
I’ve just run over your cat.
Can I replace it?’
‘I don’t know,’ replies the old lady.
‘How are you at catching mice?’

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Animal Jokes Men jokes Pet Jokes

"Doctor I feel like biscuits!"
"What, you mean those square ones?"
"Yes!"
"The ones you put butter on?"
"Yes!"
"Well, that means you’re crackers!"

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Medical and Doctor Jokes

What gas do snails prefer?
Shell.

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Animal Jokes

All employees are encouraged to devise innovative techniques in effort to save company dollars.
One enterprising individual has already suggested that money could be raised during airport layover periods which could be used to defray
travel expenses.
In support of this idea, red caps will be issued to all employees prior to their departure so that they may earn tips by helping others with their luggage.
Small plastic roses and ball point pens will also be available to employees so that sales may be made as time permits.

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Office and Work Jokes Money jokes Aviation Jokes

If you can't say something nice, say it in French.

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Life Jokes

Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible.
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

Big Brother isn't watching you.
Chuck Norris is watching you!

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Apparently Neil Armstrong use to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and followed them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Space jokes