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I can’t think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they’re dead.

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Drinking and Drunk Jokes

Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest.
Then he came back for his axe.

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Office and Work Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

Did you hear about the male рrоsтiтuте who got leprosy?
He did okay until his business fell off.

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Medical and Doctor Jokes Dark Humor Jokes Men jokes Business jokes

Latecomer: Am I too late for the bonfire?
Host: No jump up there on the sticks, there is room next to that Guy.

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Dark Humor Jokes

Scientists called it a big ваng, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

A man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast-food restaurant.
He noticed that they had ordered just one meal, and as he watched, the older gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries until each had half of them. The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.
The young man decided to ask if they would let him buy another meal for them so that they didn’t have to split theirs.
The old gentleman said, “Oh, no.
We’ve been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared 50-50.”
The young man asked the wife if she was going to eat, to which she replied,
“Not yet. It’s his turn to use our teeth.”

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Marriage and Family Jokes Food Jokes Men jokes Old People Jokes Restaurant Jokes

Q: Where's Spiderman's home page?
A: On the world wide web.

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Technology Jokes IT jokes Internet Jokes

Travel agency named „Bermuda triangle" – Let us meet on the other side.

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Sick and Death Jokes Travel and Tourist Jokes

Caitlin Jenner and her chauffer were parked on a highway.
When a policeman pulled up and asked "What's going on?"
The driver said "I blew my тrаnny."
The cop didn't know if he should arrest them for indecent exposure or call AAA.

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Car and driving jokes Drug Jokes Police Officer Jokes Travel and Tourist Jokes

A first-grade teacher can't  believe her student isn't hepped up about the Super Bowl.
"It's a huge event. Why aren't you excited?"
"Because I'm not a football fаn. My parents love basketball, so I do too," says the student.
"Well, that's a lousy reason," says the teacher. "What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?"
"Then I'd be a football fаn."

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School Jokes Student jokes Soccer Jokes American Football Jokes

Two deer hunters met in the woods. The first one said to the other, "Boy am I glad to see you, I've been lost for hours." The second deer hunter said, "That's nothing, I've been lost for a week."

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Hunting Jokes

Q: What is height of De-hydration?
A: A соw giving milk powder.

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Animal Jokes

Brazzers

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Dirty jokes

Why was the skunk angry?
He was incensed.

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Animal Jokes

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any вiggеr?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

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Marriage and Family Jokes Animal Jokes

A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?"
"Yes"
"What are you doing at the movies?"
"Well, I liked the book!"

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Animal Jokes

What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball?
Glass flippers.

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Animal Jokes

What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?
A steak-out.

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Animal Jokes

Why did the farmer put brandy in the соw's food?
He wanted to raised stewed beef.

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Food Jokes Animal Jokes Farmer Jokes