Two deer hunters met in the woods. The first one said to the other, "Boy am I glad to see you, I've been lost for hours." The second deer hunter said, "That's nothing, I've been lost for a week."

An exhausted hunter out in the woods stumbled across another hunter. Hunter 1: "Am I glad to see you, I've been lost for three days." Hunter 2: "Don't get too excited, friend, I've been lost for three weeks." Изтощен ловец в гората се натъкнал на друг ловец. - Така се радвам се да те видя, изгубих се преди цели три дни. - Не се вълнувай много, приятелю, аз се изгубих преди три седмици.
Hunting Jokes