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Q: Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
A: It wanted to lay it on the line.

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Q: Why did the frog cross the road?
A: It didn't - it got run over halfway across.

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Q: Why did the stoner cross the road?
A: Who else would follow a chicken?

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A black соw was standing in the middle of the road.
A man was hauling аss around a corner with no headlights on. He slams on the brakes at just the right time to miss the соw. How did the guy see the соw? It was daytime.

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Q: What do you call a соw with a twitch?
A: Beef jerky.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with a mad dog?
A: A ravin' lunatic.

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A bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing two hikes. They both start running for their lives, but then one of them stops to put on his running shoes.
His friends says, "What are you doing? You can't outrun a bear!"
His friend replies, "I don't have to outrun the bear; I only have to outrun you!"

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Q; Why did the ram fall off the cliff?
A: Because he didn't see the ewe turn.

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Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He didn't, he got hit by a car.

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Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: He was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Q: If fruit grows on a fruit tree, then what does chicken grow on?
A: A poultry.

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There was this lion who had just eaten a bull,and he felt good. He felt so good he opened his mouth and roared and roared. He roared until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral of the story is: when you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

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Q: Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party?
A: He was a party pooper.

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What do you call a poodle with no legs?
A sponge.

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Q: What do polar bears have that no other animal has?
A: Polar bear babies.

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Why didn't the elephant like to play cards in the jungle?
Because there were too many cheetahs.

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Q: What animal should you never play cards with?
A: A cheetah!

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Q: What's gray and comes in pints?
A: An elephant.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
A: Bacon and legs.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
A: Jurrassic Pork.

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