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You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunк.
You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.
You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
You ever cut your grass and found a car.
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.
You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'.
You own a homemade fur coat.
The people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You can get dog hair from out of your belly button.
The вееr can collection in the town museum is the big tourist attraction.
People hear your car a long time before they see it.
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Γιατί οι καρχαρίες δεν επιτίθενται σε μαύρους? Waarom eten haaien geen negers? Omdat ze denken dat het walvisstront is. Hvorfor spiser hajer ikke sorte mennesker? – De tror det er hval lort - Защо акулите не ядат негри? - Защото ги мислят за изпражнения на кит Почему акулы не едят негров? Потому что они считают что это китовое дерьмо.
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