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Little Johnny once asked his teacher "Do hearts have legs?."
The teacher answered "Why do you ask that?"
Johnny replied "Yesterday, I heard my dad say sweetheart open your legs.".

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Little Johnny Jokes Dad Jokes School Jokes

A teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his one to 10 well. "Yes! Of course! My pop taught me, even more than 10!"
"Good. What comes after three?” "Four."
"What comes after six?"
"Seven."
"Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. Now, what comes after, let's say 10?"
"A jack."

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Little Johnny Jokes Dad Jokes School Jokes

An old man tells his psychiatrist that he is already very old and he has committed during his life many sins.
The psychiatrist wanted to help him, so he has asked him:
"And how long are you with your wife?"
The man answered:
"45 years."
The psychiatrist said:
"Don´t have the fear, because after your death you will be surely added to the sufferers, sleep well."

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Marriage and Family Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes Old People Jokes

Your mama so old she still owes Jesus five bucks.

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Money jokes Yo Momma Jokes Old People Jokes Christian Jokes

So this blonde woman walks into a shop and asks the owner
"Have you got a phone I can borrow as I have a bit of money and I want to call my mom."
The owner says "yes" and takes her to the back of the room as he realized she was a blonde so he wanted a вlоwjов.
So they go in the back of the room and the guy took his pants off and took out his реnis.
So the woman gave him the money and she put her mouth on his реnis and shouted:
"HEY MOM ARE YOU IN THERE!"

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Money jokes Sex Jokes Blonde Jokes Stupid Jokes Phone jokes

Two men from Dublin are walking to the annual Dublin Fair, when it starts to rain. "Patrick, put your umbrella up, it's raining."
"I can't, Мiск, it's got holes in it."
"Holes in it? Then why did you bring it with you?"
"I didn't think it would rain."

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Nationality Jokes Men jokes

Q: Do you want to know how I got out of Iraq?
A: I-ran

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Nationality Jokes

I got pulled over recently, and I was hammered. The cop was like, 'Where are you headed tonight?' I was like, 'Uh, to jail?'

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Partying and Bad Behavior Jokes

I'm a former hippie; I did drugs back when they were healthy. The only time I ever did LSD was at Disney World. I didn't go there -- it came to me. I was Snow White.

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Partying and Bad Behavior Jokes

Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

Yo momma is so black, she got marked absent at night school.

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School Jokes Yo Momma Jokes

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

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Technology Jokes Sports Jokes Dirty jokes Men jokes

Do I have any chance to win?
Asks the boxer.
Off course!
Continue hitting the air and the adversary will shortly get a lung inflammation.

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Sports Jokes

Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach?
No, you should do it on a computer.

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Technology Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes Computer Jokes Internet Jokes

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting рissеd off.
It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

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Technology Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

One day, a guy walks out from a shop to see someone РISSING on his Ferrari.
"Hey," says the man. "Why are you рissing on my Ferrari?"
"Because I feel like it."
"Tell you what -- I won't report you to the police if you can keep up with my Ferrari."
"Whatever."
So the guy gets in his car and drives off, going faster and faster, until he's hit 100 miles per hour.
Amazingly, the guy is still keeping up.
"I'm amazed," says the driver. "How are you keeping up?"
"It's easy," says the running man, "when your d**k is stuck in the door."

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Car and driving jokes Men jokes Police Officer Jokes Gross Jokes

Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.

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Car and driving jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

Me: How do I unsubscribe so I don't get your emails any more?
Boss: What?

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Office and Work Jokes Communication Jokes Boss Jokes

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer.
He gave the world Stonehenge.

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Office and Work Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes