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Three men are traveling on a ship, when they are accosted by the Devil. The Devil proposes that if each man drops something into the sea and he cannot find it, he will be that man's slаvе. If the Devil does find it, however, he will eat that man up. The first man drops a pure, clear diamond, and immediately gets eaten. The second drops an expensive watch, trying to impress the Devil, and gets eaten. The third man fills a bottle with water and pours it into the sea yelling, "You think I'm a fool? Try finding that!"

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Three nuns are talking. The first nun says, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines."
"What did you do?" the other nun asks. "Well, of course I threw them in the trash." The second nun says, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!"
"Oh my!" gasp the other nuns. "What did you do?" they ask. "I poked holes in all of them!" she replies. The third nun faints.

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Religion jokes

Q: Why can women play hockey?
A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.

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Jokes about Women Sports Jokes Dirty jokes

Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?
- It was dead
Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree?
- It was stapled to the first one.
Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree?
- Peer pressure

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Dark Humor Jokes Anti-Humor Jokes

Q: Why do pilgrims pants fall down?
A: Because their belts are on their hats.

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Holiday Jokes

Teller:
"Why did the blonde move to L.A.?"
Blonde:
"I don't know. Why?"
Teller:
"It was easier to spell."
Blonde:
"Easier than what?"

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Blonde Jokes Travel and Tourist Jokes

Where do cows like to ride on trains?
In the соw-boose.

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Animal Jokes Travel and Tourist Jokes

man drinks вееr jumps off a tower and he’s okay the other guy says Whoa how’d you do that.he does it again so the guy gets a вееr the same вееr and jumps off he died.the bartender looks at the original man who jumped off and says Superman you’re a real вuттhоlе whenever you’re drunk

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Drinking and Drunk Jokes Superman jokes Beer Jokes Superhero Jokes

Famous last words. Twin towers: “is it a bird, is it superman, AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ”

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I’ll never forget my sister’s last word.
“Is it edible?”

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Last Word Jokes

Famous last words:
“Don’t worry man, it’s not even loaded.”

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Last Word Jokes

me and my friend roasting each other, friend: you look like a baboon, me: stop talkin you look likea gorilla so i might call animal control on you and ill be seeing you at the zoo!

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Zoo Jokes

Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restauraunt down the street?
Yeah he Pasta-Way

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Italian Jokes

What is a jedis favourite Italian dessert. Obi wan Cannoli

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Italian Jokes Star Wars Jokes

What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig

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Why shouldn’t you pick on a мidgет with learning difficulties ?..because its not big and its not clever.

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Dwarf Jokes

What is the similar thing between alcohol and аnаl sеx?
They are not for kids.

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Anal Sex Jokes

Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best Lubricant for аnаl sеx?
- No more tears.

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Anal Sex Jokes

Uranus is a gassy planet

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Uranus jokes