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Boy goes to Confession Boy : " What are you doing father"
Priest : “Its called маsтurватiоn and soon you will be doing it"
Boy : " Why do you say that father"
Priest : " Cause my hand is getting tired”

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2019 - Avoid negative people
2020 - Avoid positive people
2021 - Avoid people

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Coronavirus Jokes

"fuск it" tends to be the last thought running through my mind before making any final decisions

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With the rise of self driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time until there's a country song where the guys truck leaves him

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Redneck jokes

Q: Why do witches wear name tags?
A: To know which witch is which!

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Holiday Jokes

Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Travel and Tourist Jokes

What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure

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Last Word Jokes

What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?
–the cops had to comb the area

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Animal Jokes Police Officer Jokes Zoo Jokes

So I was going out the door and I see me dwarf neighbour at the bus stop, I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with fu… off. So I zip up my backpack and keep going to work

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Dwarf Jokes

What’s the hardest bit about having аnаl sеx?
Repeatedly getting a соск shoved in your arse

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Anal Sex Jokes

what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus

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Uranus jokes

If a cat hits you with her tail is it considered being рussy whipped?

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Vagina Jokes

A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.

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Virgin Jokes

What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!

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Vampire jokes

A neighbor is talking to his friend who is cutting his grass in a three piece suit, white shirt, tie and dress shoes.
"Why are you dress like this cutting your grass?" the neighbor asked.
His friend replies, "It's a trade off. The boss gives us 'Casual Friday' if we dress up on the weekend."

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Friday jokes Boss Jokes

After I won at poker last night, a mate asked,
“How come you’re so lucky at cards yet so unlucky at the horses?”
I said “I don’t get to shuffle the horses.”

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Bad Habits Jokes

For years my wife battled terrible bullying because of her huge ears, and last night she finally could take no more and tried to кill herself.
Luckily, her head wouldn’t fit in the oven.

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Ugly Jokes

A policeman knocked on my door this morning, but I just locked it and sat there in complete silence.
After 20 seconds he knocked again, but I just continued to ignore it.
The knocks got louder and more frequent but I was determined not to move in the hope that he would just go away.
Then he decided to look through the window.
He shouted, “Do you think I’m sтuрid? I can see you in there, sir. Open the door.”
I said, “You’re not coming in mate!”
He said, “I don’t want to come in, I just want you to step out of the car.”

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Police Officer Jokes Stupid Jokes

One day three women went for a job interview. The man interviewing them posed all three the same question. What would you do if you found an extra €50 in on your paycheck that you shouldn’t have received? The first one said, “I’d give it back as it wasn’t mine and I wasn’t entitled to it.” When he asked the second one she replied, “I’d give it to Charity.” When he asked the third one, she was more honest and she said, “I’d keep it for myself and go out for a drink.” Which one of the three women got the job? The one with the biggest тiтs!

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Jokes about Women Men jokes Sexist Jokes Boob Jokes

There was only 2 things I was good at in school... Maths.

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