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How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
…just kidding-

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Feminist Jokes Light bulb jokes

The father with his daughter are taking a walk to a public place of their town;
"Ann! Why are you so nervously looking around?" observes the father.
"How else can I find you a really good son in law, dad?"

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Kids Jokes Dad Jokes Lawyer Jokes

A farmer was running back home when it started to rain. Then suddently he slipped and fell into a muddy puddle.

Suddenly lightning flashed across the sky. The farmer annoyed shouted to the sky saying "First you get me wet. Then you put mud all over my clothes. Now, as if that wasn't enough YOU'RE TAKING A PHOTO OF ME !!!!".

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Farmer Jokes

1. Little miss muffet wanked on a tuffet with a dildо the size of her arm, along came a niggеr who’s соск was much вiggеr and did her some permanent harm.
2. Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow? i live in a flat you sтuрid тwат, how the fuск would i know.
3. Mary had a little lamb its fleece was white and whispy, along came foot and mouth disease and now its brown and crispy.
4. Mary had a little lamb, she took it to a wedding, she the tied it to a tombstone and kicked the fuскеrs head in.
5. Mary had a little lamb she tied it to a pylon, 10,000 volts went up its аrsе and turned its wool to nylon.

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Funny Poems

If a lawyer and a tax official were both drowning and you could only save one of them, what would you do; go to lunch or read the paper?

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Lawyer Jokes

Yo forehead so big NASA thought it was mars

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Space jokes

Read the next line.
Read the previous line.

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Banker Jokes

Knock Knock! Who’s there? King Тuт! King Тuт who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!

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Animal Jokes Knock-knock jokes

Have you ever been accused of a сriме you didn’t commit? Well I have! I was wrongfully accused of larsiny yesterday, im not smart enough for that, I just stole some stuff.m

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Criminal Jokes

A woman walks in on her husband performing änäl sεx on his secretary. …
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The wife screams, “You can’t do this to me!” …
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The husband says, “I know. That’s why I’m doing it to her.”

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Jokes about Women Cheating Jokes Secretary Jokes

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

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Thanksgiving Jokes

I was making vegetable soup yesterday but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit

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Fitness jokes

What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots

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Aviation Jokes Pilot Jokes

The Perfect Man
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.
"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company.
He must be musical.
Tell jokes.
Sing.
And stay home at night!"
An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want,get a TV!"

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Jokes about Women Technology Jokes Men jokes Drinking and Drunk Jokes Friendship Jokes Bar and Bartender Jokes Music and Musician Jokes Coffee Jokes

What did music tell the pancakes? – B flat.

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Music and Musician Jokes

Do you have pet insurance?? Because I’m going to destroy your рussy.

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Pick-Up Lines Jokes Bar and Bartender Jokes Insurance Comedy

There are 5 states of matter: … Solids, Liquids, Gases, Plasma and …..
…..
Black Lives

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Science jokes

Your mother is classless she could be a Marxist utopia.

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Political Jokes

A golfer is walking down the road carrying his clubs when he sees an Arab being held up at gunpoint. He pulls out a wedge and smashes it over the back of the robber’s head, knocking him unconscious.
“You probably saved my life,” says the grateful Arab. “I am a member of the Saudi Royal Family and I have the power and money to give you anything you desire as a reward.”
The golfer glances at his golf bag.
Some golf clubs would be nice, he says.
Two weeks later, the Sheikh’s secretary calls him up.
We’ve got your golf clubs, she says, but the Sheikh would like to apologise to you in advance: only three of them have swimming pools.

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Money jokes Marriage and Family Jokes Masturbation jokes Secretary Jokes

A guy in school said that my clothes were gаy…
“Well, yes”, I told him, “they came out of the closet this morning.”

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School Jokes Gay and Lesbian Jokes