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Yo momma’s so fат, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.

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Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama so fат when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.

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Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama so fат when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.

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Yo Momma Jokes

Two guys narrowly escaped from a sinking ship on a life raft and discovered a magic lamp tucked away in a dark cranny.
Figuring what the hеll, one of the men gave the lamp a rub and "рооf," a cloud of smoke.
A second later, a genie appeared and said, "I will grant each of you one wish."
After thinking a while, the first man turned to the genie and said, "I wish I were floating on an ocean of вееr."
The genie granted the man's wish and disappeared.
The man's companion turned to him and said, "Way to go idiот. Now we have to рее in the boat."

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Genie jokes Gross Jokes Drinking and Drunk Jokes Beer Jokes

A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit.
They both got out of the car and stood over the poor creature.
The blonde and her husband just stood their, when she said "Oh I know."
So she when in the car and rumaged through her purse and came out with what looked a bottle.
She poured it on the rabit and they both got in the car.
Suddenly the rabit got up hopped a little bit and waved, hopped a little and waved, hopped to the top of the hill and waved.
Then dissapered over it.
The husband just stared at his wife and said "Honey, what did you pour on that rabit?"
His wife just said "Hair Restorer with a permanent wave."

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Blonde Jokes Car and driving jokes Animal Jokes

Yo mama so dамn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.

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Yo Momma Jokes Gross Jokes Stupid Jokes

A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge on the tenth floor of a skyscraper.
The female was there on time, but the male arrived an hour late.
"Where were you? I was worried sick."
"It was such nice day, I decided to walk."

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Sick and Death Jokes Sports Jokes Animal Jokes Couple jokes

Q: What fragrance makes you laugh?
A: Essense of humor.

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Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
A: Hoppalong Cassidy.

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Animal Jokes Cowboys and Indians Jokes

Yo mama's so sтuрid when she cries for help she says "come here please".

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Yo Momma Jokes Communication Jokes Stupid Jokes

I have got a new dog.
We have trained together for two months and imagine, after these two months I was able to reach him my paw and managed even barking around on command.
My dog can be proud of myself.

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Pet Jokes Animal Jokes Dog jokes

Yo moma is so fат, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"

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Yo Momma Jokes Dirty jokes Men jokes

There are two types of people in the world... people that suск, and Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Mario jumps high.

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Yo Momma Jokes Ugly Jokes

Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.

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Yo Momma Jokes

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Communication Jokes

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic

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Christmas Jokes Holiday Jokes

Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Travel and Tourist Jokes

I was speaking at my grandpa’s funeral and I told everybody his last words: “You still holding the latter?”

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Old People Jokes Last Word Jokes

I don’t always like to tell dwarf jokes.
But when i do, i like to keep them short

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Dwarf Jokes