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Heaviest objects in the Universe: 1. Sun 2. Neutron star 3. Black hole 4. Toy you just asked your kid to pick up

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Kids Jokes

The four seasons of Canada:
- Almost winter.
- Winter
- Not quite winter.
- Constuction.

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BBQ

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No way, wrong way, subway

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Electrical Engineering World: Marriage logic gate

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Marriage and Family Jokes

This one really tells you everything that you need to know about Donald Trump.

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Donald Trump Jokes American Presidents Humor

Every time I say "NO", my kids hear: "Ask again, she didn't understand the question".

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Kids Jokes

My love, If you're smiling, send me your smiles.
If you're sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you're crying send me your tears.
I LOVE YOU

..reply.. .

I'm on the toilet, What should I send you?

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Ataturk died 79 years ago, but Turkey buried him today

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Turkey Jokes

A chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents named him "Sudden Lee"

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Kids Jokes Birthday Jokes

What is you address?

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Computer Jokes

Brain cells come and go, but fат cells live forever!

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Word used by programmers when they do not want to explain what they did.

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Computer Jokes Office and Work Jokes Programmer Jokes Geek jokes

Fuck your theory of evolution, Darwin. I 'm not related to all these idiots.

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Science jokes

Japan - My place

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Japanese Jokes

What do we learn from соw, buffaloes and elephants?
It's impossible to reduce weight by eating green grass and salads and walking

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Animal Jokes

Make the Galaxy GREAT again.

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USA Jokes

What is wrong with Bush?!

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USA Jokes American Presidents Humor

On a beautiful summer’s day, two English tourists were driving through Wales.
At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch they stopped for lunch and one of the tourists asked the waitress:
- Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us. Can you pronounce where we are, very, very, very slowly?”
The girl leaned over and said:
-Burrr… gurrr… King.

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Welsh jokes

Young Dylan comes home from school and tells his mother he’s been given a part in the school play.
- Wonderful. says his mam.
- What part is it?
The boy says:
-I play the part of the Welsh husband.
The mother scowls and says:
-Go back and tell them you want a speaking part.

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School Jokes