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Много ме възбуждат жени с кожени дрехи. Pourquoi les hommes aiment les femmes qui portent des vêtements en cuir ? Parce qu'elles ont la même odeur que les voitures neuves. Dlaczego mężczyzn podniecają kobiety ubrane w skórę, lśniącą gumę i lateks? - Bo wyglądają i pachną wtedy jak nowiutkie samochodziki.
One-Liner Jokes
Warsteiner Krombacher und Becks Шефовете на Загорка, Каменица и Шуменско били на някаква конференция (на биропроизводителите вероятно) и по време на почивката седнали в заведение. Международный съезд пивоваров. Одат во кафана директори на Прилепска, Скопска и Битолска пивара, седнуваат и иди келнерот: Birgün Carlsberg, Miller, Tuborg ve Efes Pilsen'in başkanları barda içmeye gitmiş. Garson gelince teker teker söylemişler; After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. Die Eigentümer der Schwechater-, Zwettler- und Ottakringer Brauereien gehen gemeinsam zum Mittagessen. Auf die Frage des Kellners, was sie denn trinken wollen, bestellt der Chef der Schwechater Brauerei naturlich ein Krügerl Schwechater, der Chef der Ottakringer Brauerei- wie konnte es anders...
Beer Jokes
El matrimonio es el triunfo de la imaginacion sobre la inteligencia. El segundo matrimonio es el triunfo de la esperanza sobre la experiencia. Бракът е триумф на въображението над интелигентността. Вторият брак е триумфът на надеждата над опита. Co je to druhé manželství? Vítězství nadějí nad rozumem. Pierwsze małżeństwo, to zwycięstwo wyobraźni nad rozumem. Drugie małżeństwo, to zwycięstwo nadziei nad doświadczeniem.
Marriage and Family Jokes
Българин влиза във Македония, митничарят на английски го пита: A German went to France for holiday and here is the scene, French border staff: Occupation? German: No, no, no, just visiting. A German got pulled over by the police in France. Police officer: “Name?” German: “Heinrich Klimt” Police officer: “Age?” German: “31” Police officer: “occupation?” German: “No, no. Just visiting” Un german pe aeroport in Paris. Vamesul francez se uita la pasaport si intreaba: - Ocupation? La care neamtul: - Nu, nu, doar im vizita!
Nationality Jokes Aviation Jokes
Do you speak english? Αχμέτ Χουσεϊν Temel Amerika'ya gelir uçaktan iner pasaport olayı filan falan - Do you speak English? Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" — Qual o seu nome? "Name?" Neulich bei der Einwanderungsbehörde:,"Name?","Abu Dalah Sarafi.","Sex?","Four times a week.","No, no, no... male or female?","Male, female... sometimes camel..." No balcão da Alfandega: Seu nome ? Abu Abdalah Sarafi. Sexo? Quatro vezes por semana. Não, não, não! Homem ou mulher? Homem, mulher. Algumas vezes camelo. - Name? - Abdul Anubi al-Dzabiri. - Sex? - Four times a week - No, no, male or female? - Male, female, sometimes camel... En man som är dålig på engelska kommer in på en arbetsförmedling i Holland för att söka jobb! - Name - Abu Dalah Sarafi. - Sex? - Four times a week. - No, no, no, male or female? - Male,... Q: Your name please? A: Abdul Aziz Q: Sex? A: Yes. Two times every week. Q: No no. I mean, Male or Female? A: Not matter. Sometimes also camel ! An arab at the airport: - Name? - Abdul al-Rhazib. - Sex? - Three to five times a week. - No, no... I mean male or female? - Male, female, sometimes camel. - Holy cow! - Cow, sheep, animals in... An arab at the airport: - Name? - Abdul al Rahzib. - Sex? - Three to five times a week. - No, no...I mean Male or female? - Male, female, sometimes camel. - Holy cow! - Yes, cow, sheep,... Q: Naam? A: Abdul Asis Q: Sexe? A: Ja iedere week 2 keer. Q: Nee, ik bedoel man of vrouw? A: Maakt niet uit, soms ook kameel. En la oficina árabe le atienden por teléfono: - ¿Me dice su nombre, por favor? - Jawad Gadaff - ¿Sexo? - 1 vez al día, pero no siempre. - ¡No, hombre, no! Me refiero, ¿hombre o mujer? - Correcto,... All’Ufficio Immigrazioni: – Nome? – Mhoamhed. – Sesso? – 5 volte alla settimana. – Ma non in quel senso: maschio o femmina? – No importa, a volte anche con cammelli. Chiedono a Gheddafi: "ciao, nome?" e lui: "Gheddafi", e poi: "sesso?" e lui risponde: "cinque volte al giorno!" e loro chiedono: "con maschio o femmina?" e lui: "va bene anche cammello!". - NAME? - Muhjmatil Ahmed. - SEX? - Three times a week! - NO, I MEAN; MALE OR FEMALE? - Doesnt matter. Sometimes even with camel... - Name? - Abdul al-Rhazib. - Sex? - Three to five times a week. - No, no! I mean male or female? - Male, female, sometimes camel... - Holy cow! - Yes. Cow, sheep... animals in general. - But isn't... An Arab at the airport: - 'Name?' - 'Abdul al-Rhazib.' - 'Sex?' - 'Three to five times a week.' - 'No, no... I mean male or female?' - 'Male, female, sometimes camel.' - 'Holy cow!' - 'Yes, cow,...
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