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Don't play with her heart, play with her воовs.

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One-Liner Jokes

The Walking Dead needs a celebrity zombie.
Rick:
"Holy shiт, is that?.. Bill Cosby?
Bill Cosby:
"A-zibbity zib zab I'm a zombie!"

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes

If stress were a drug, I would be high as f*ck.

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One-Liner Jokes

Last Christmas,
I gave you my heart,
The very next day,
Your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Dark Humor Jokes Christmas Jokes

I seen the most beautiful painting at the store the other day... But then I realized it was a mirror.

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One-Liner Jokes

Dear Santa,
I've been good all year. Okay most of the time. Once in awhile... fuск it I'll buy my own shiт.

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One-Liner Jokes

If a girl bangs 10 guys she's a sluт. If a guy does that he's gаy.
Definitely gаy.

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Dirty jokes

To be old and wise, you first must be young and sтuрid.

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One-Liner Jokes

I'm only a morning person on December 25th.

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One-Liner Jokes

I feel like Taylor Swift is that friend who invites her self to places.

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Friendship Jokes

Will you be my girlfrien?
There's no "d" now because you'll be getting it later.

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Pick-Up Lines Jokes

No Girlfriend November was a success, now for Don't Date December, Just me January, Forever alone February, No Match March.....
I got this.

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Jokes

Three things I will never understand:
1. The meaning of life.
2. The universe.
3. How Spongebob and Patrick made those sound effects in that box

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Jokes

China... Austraila.. New zealand... South africa is fighting who has the best stuff
China says they have the biggest wall
Austraila says they have the best grass
New zealand says they have the best flag
South africa says they have the springbuck .. He jumps over the wall ... Shiтs on the grass... And wipes his аss with the flag

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Insult Jokes

How do you leave a jаскаss in suspense?
Don't know. I'll tell you tomorrow

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Insult Jokes

A man and woman were having sеx. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies,
"Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."

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Jokes about Women Insult Jokes Men jokes Sex Jokes

Insult: If you were any dumber, your head would implode.
Response: If you were a little bit more intelligent you'd still be sтuрid.

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Insult Jokes

You're so fат you're the reason why the Earth is tilted.

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Insult Jokes Fat Jokes

I'll never forget the first time we met, although I'll keep trying.

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Insult Jokes

If I throw a stick, will you go away?

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Insult Jokes