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What do you think the Statue of Liberty stands for?
It can’t sit down.

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What does Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
A fire сrаскеr.

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Why does the Liberty Веll look like a dropped Easter egg?
Because they’re both cracked.

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom!

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Is there a 4th of July celebration in England?
Yes, indeed. That's how they make it from third to fifth place.

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Do you know why fire doesn’t enjoy a day off on the 4th of July but some people do?
Because fire works on the 4th of July.

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Have you heard about the angry firecracker?
He was so mad that he exploded!

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What was General Washington's favorite type of tree?
The infantree.

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Who told the most jokes among the colonists?
The Punsylvanians!

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Why did Paul Revere ride from Boston to Lexington on his horse?
It is simply because the horse was too heavy to carry.

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On July 5th, what do you eat?
Independence Day-Old-Pizza.

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What was the firecracker's response to the fuse?
Let's get together and ""pop it like it's hot,"" as the saying goes.

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In 1772, what protest by a group of dogs occurred?
The Boston Flea Party.

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Why do you think were the first Americans like ants?
Because they lived in colonies.

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For what reason did the British soldiers wear red coat?
So that they could hide in the tomatoes.

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What do you call a cartoonist who is an American revolutionary?
A Yankee Doodler

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What did the American colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?
Tea-shirts.

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What does the firecracker usually eat?
Pop-sicles.

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What will happen when you cross George Washington with a cattle feeder?
Fodder of our Country.

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Why is America happy on July 4th?
Because it was granted a divorce from Britain.

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Which revolutionary war was the craziest?
The Battle of Bonkers Hill.

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On July 4th, what did the ghost say?
Red, white, and boo!

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Which flag has the highest rating?
The flag of the United States of America because it has gotten 50 stars.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln regarded as America's least guilty president?
Because he is in a cent.

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Why was George Washington known as the army's funniest man?
Because he was de Laughayatte.

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Why was eagle hunting prohibited in America?
Because it was ill-eagle.

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After the Stamp Act was signed, what happened next?
The Americans kicked the British.

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What is the weight of freedom?
A washing-ton.

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What do Santa Claus and a flag have in common?
They both hang out at the pole.

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What is the smartest state in America?
The State of Alabama.It consists of four As and one B.

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What rock band has four members who never sing and just stand around?
Mount Rushmore.

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What store did George Washington buy his hatchet from?
He got it from a chopping mall.

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How do you refer to the combat-trained patriotic zombies?
Marine Corpse.

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How do you refer to a dog that fights for freedom and serves as a protective symbol?
A revolutionary war-dog.

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In what ways does a healthy person resemble the United States of America?
They have both good constitutions.

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Do you know what the favorite food of Revolutionary War patriots was?
Chicken Catch-a-Tory!

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