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What did Santa call his reindeer that couldn't fly? Dinner.
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What did the farmer get when he crossed a centipede with a Turkey? 100 Drumsticks.
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Why are sharks mostly salt water creatures? Because pepper would make them sneeze.
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What does a pig put on its paper cut? A: Oinkment!
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A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies,
"Just looking around."
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What do you call a dog with metal ваlls and no hind legs?
Sparky.
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What do you call a man attacked by a cat?
Claude.
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A woman answered the doorbell with a man standing on her porch. The man said,
"I'm terribly sorry. I just ran over your cat and I would like to replace it for you." The woman replied, "Well that's alright with me, but how are you at catching mice?"
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Why are frogs so happy? A Because they eat everything that bugs them.
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Where do sharks go on their holidays?
Finland.
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Where do cows go on friday night?
To the MOOOOOvies
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Two nuns from Ireland come to tour New York City. Before they come, they hear that Americans eat dogs, so they both agree to try it when they arrive. As they're walking around New York, they hear, "Hot Dogs! Get your hot dogs!" They rush over to get one! As the first nun opens hers, her face turns white and she gasps, "What part did you get?!"
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What do you do with a dog that doesn’t have any legs? You take him for a drag.
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What says "Eoo?"
A соw with no lips.
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Why is a swordfish's nose 11 inches long?
Because if it were 12 inches long, it would be a foot!
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What is the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs think, "Humans are benevolent, they feed me and take care of me, so they must be Gods. Cats think, "Humans are benevolent, they feed me and take care of me, so I must be God."
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Какво си мисли кучето: Unterschied Hund und Katze ΣΚΕΨΕΙΣ Σκέψεις κατοικίδιων Кучето си мисли: " Ето моя собственик...Грижи се за мен, храни ме, играе си с мен, ..Сигурно е Бог!" Los perros piensan: "Los seres humanos son benévolos, me dan de comer y cuidan de mí; deben de ser Dioses." Los Gatos piensan: "Los seres humanos son benévolos, me dan de comer y cuidan de mí;... Le chien pense: Ils me nourrissent, ils me soignent, ils doivent être des dieux. Le chat pense: Ils me nourrissent, ils me soignent, je dois être un dieu. Ero kissan ja koiran välillä. - Koira ajattelee: Tuo ihminen hoitaa minnua, ruokkii minut ja on minulle muutenkin hyvä. Hän on jumala! - Kissa ajattelee: Tuo ihminen hoitaa minnua, ruokkii minut ja... Egy kutya gondolatai: - Itt lakom ezzel az emberrel, aki etet engem, meleg szállást biztosít, simogat és szeret engem. Ezek szerint ő az Isten! Egy macska gondolatai: - Itt lakom ezzel az emberrel.... Šuo: Jis mane maitina, Jis manimi rūpinasi, Jis suteikia man pastogę, Jis turbūt Dievas!Katinas: Jis mane maitina, Jis manimi rūpinasi, Jis suteikia man pastogę, Aš turbūt Dievas! Пес: — Він мене годує, він про мене дбає, він дає мені дах над головою - мабуть, він Бог! Кішка: — Він мене годує, він про мене дбає, він дає мені дах над головою - мабуть, я Бог! Pes: „Pán mě krmí, stará se o mě, dává mi střechu nad hlavou - určitě to je Bůh!” Kočka: „Pán mě krmí, stará se o mě, dává mi střechu nad hlavou - určitě jsem Bůh!” Hva er forskjellen på hunder og katter? Hunder tenker: - ”Mennesker er snille, gir meg mat og tar vare på meg, så de må være guder.” Katter tenker: - ”Mennesker er snille, gir meg mat og tar vare...
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When Раddy's dog died, he took it to the local Catholic church. He asked the preacher if he could have a funeral service for his much loved pet, but the preacher explained that they didn't do services like that for animals. Раddy asked who would and the preacher suggested that the Baptist church up the road would probably give the dog a funeral service. Раddy asked,
"Preacher, do you think $5,000 would be enough payment for the dog's funeral?" The preacher relied, "Dearest Раddy, why didn't you tell me that your dog was a Catholic?"
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What magazine does the big bad wolf read.
Porks Illustrated
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Coach:
"Why are you late for the game?"
Caterpillar:
"I had to put my shoes on."
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What do bees comb their hair with?
A honey comb!
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