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How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You Octoply obviously

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What is the octopuses favorite shape
An octagon

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What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool
(tentacle)

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How do fish get to school?
By the octobus.

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Yo mama so dumb. She sold her car for gas money.~~ Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.

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Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?

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Where do rabbits take baths and wash their аssеs?

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What is a rabbit’s favorite type of jewelry?
Carats

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What is the
Politically correct term
For rabbit shit
Raisins

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I read a story about a rabbit being raised. It was a hare-raising tale!

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Where did my rabbit go? crunch

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I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares

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You know why elmur fludd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods because bugs bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.

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How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many grey hares it has

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So a bear and a rabbit are in field, the bear turns to the rabbit and asks, “does your роор stick to your fur?” And the rabbit replied, “no” and the bear then picks up the rabbit and wipes his вuтт.

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Where do rabbits eat breakfast? – IHOP.

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Two cows are out grazing in the field. One соw says to the other соw, “Aren’t you worried about this mad соw disease that’s been going around?” The other соw replied, “Why would I be worried about mad соw disease? I’m a rabbit!”

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How does the bunny keep his fur neat
With a hare brush

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A mouse is just like a ball bearing.
Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.

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What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? :
(What don’t they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,

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