I was kidnapped by mad scientist who experimented on me, replacing my limbs with animal ones.If I ever see him again I'll tear him apart with my bear hands. 0 0 0
I phoned the animal shelter todayAnd said "I've found six kittens in a suitcase in the woods." They said ", are they moving?"I replied "I don't know but that would explain the suitcase." 0 0 0
Joey gives Mary 1 stuffed animal and 2 flowers.Joey gives Mary 1 stuffed animal and 2 flowers. Emma gives Mary 3 flowers and 2 stuffed animals. Sam gives Mary 2 stuffed animals and 1 flower. What does Mary have?Cancer. Mary has cancer. 0 0 0
A man and his son walk into a zoo and the only animal is a dogThe man looks to his son and says "this is a ShihTzu" 0 0 0
Today I chopped up Onion for dinner and it made me cry. I guess it's true that you grow an attachment to an animal after you give it a nameHe was a good dog 0 0 0
Did you know they tested the Mars rover against animal attacks?They had to switch to dogs because Curiosity killed the cat. 0 0 0
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.And I just told her that even pet animals don’t like there hare brushed… 0 0 0
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?The cops had to comb through the area. 0 0 0