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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?
Eski-moos.

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Where does a kangaroo go that can't hop?
Hopspital.

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Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?
He always said "Neigh"

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Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.

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Teacher:
"Name five things that contain milk."
Pupil:
"Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."

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Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.

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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.

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Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.

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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.

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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.

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What do tigers wear in bed?
Stripey pyjamas.

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When should you feel sorry for a skunk?
When its spray pump is out of order!.

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How do you weigh a whale?
On Whale Weigh Scales.

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What do you call a show full of lions?
The mane event.

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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a вlооdy pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.

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Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?
Rabbit Hood.

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What do you get from a соw on the North Pole?
Cold cream.

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What did one skunk say to another?
And so do you.

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How do you make a small fortune out of horses?
Start off with a large fortune!

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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?
Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.

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Animal Jokes