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What is a соw's favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.

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Why was соw afraid?
He was a соw-herd.

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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey... His name was KING KONG

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Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines?
He drew 100 cats on the paper.
He thought the teacher had said lions.

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Gemma:My dog doesn't have a nose.
Ortoise: How does he smell?
Gemma: Awful!

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Why don't whales eat sushi very often?
Of course whales like sushi.
It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.

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One simply cannot play fair and win in a zoo - there are way too many cheetahs.

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off!

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What is a snake's favorite subject in school?
Hissssstory.

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What did the flower say to be the bee?
"Buzz off you sтuрid ugly hоrny сunт."

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What goes "oom... oom"?
A соw walking backward!

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What is a French cat's favorite dessert?
Chocolate mousse.

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Why did the соw cross the road?
So he could pass the milkyway.

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I applied for the position of a keeper at the zoo but turns out I was not koalafied.

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What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

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What's long and thin and covered with skin and nobody knows how many holes its been in.
A worm.

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What do birds give out on Halloween?
Tweets!

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Why did Mozart кill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say:
"Bach, Bach, Bach."

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Spider: Why are you terrified by me?
Me: Well the reasons I had have all now been replaced by the fact you can talk.

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One day little Johnny with his aunt went to a zoo.
Little Johnny pointed to a donkey that had a black and long erected реnis more than 20 inches length.
So he asked his aunt what was that.
His aunt responded:
"That is nothing"
On the other month when he with his mother went to the zoo accidentally they met the same donkey with his long diск.
Johnny pointing to it said to his mother:
"Mommi my aunt told me that it was nothing."
His mother laughed and said:
"My dear it is nothing for your aunt!"

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