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Why don't black kids play in sand boxs?
Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.

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What is red and black?
A sunburnt zebra.

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?
I don’t know.
I didn’t think sheep could knit!

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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.

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Piranhas in the aquarium: sink your finger, lose your finger-game!

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What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?
"You're not owld enough."

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Why can't you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language.

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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats.
Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

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Why do hippos have to have sеx in water?
Ever try to keep two tons of рussy wet?

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Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS?
They can't get the laboratory mice to аrsе f*ck.

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How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart?
Because he's an egghead.

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A deer hunter who was an atheist was out in the woods when suddenly a 1,000-pound deer stepped out.
"Good God!" exclaimed the hunter.
Suddenly, a voice from Heaven said,
"I thought you don't believe in me."
The hunter replied, "Up until now I didn't believe in 1,000-pound deer either."

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Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!

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What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.

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Q. Why don't lions eat clowns?
A. Because they taste funny.

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What is a duck's favorite TV show?
The feather forecast!

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A man started to town with a fox, a goose, and a sack of corn.
He came to a stream which he had to cross in a tiny boat.
He could only take one across at a time.
He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn.
How did he get them all safely over the stream?
He took the goose over first and came back.
Then he took the fox across and brought the goose back.
Next he took the corn over.
He came back alone and took the goose.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
Doyouthinkysaraus.

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What do you call a cat that wants to have sеx?
Freak.

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Teacher:
"If you bought 8 hotdogs,9 cheese burgers and 7 fillet o fishes and you ate 8 hotdogs 9 cheese burger and 7 fillet o fish what do you have at the end?"
Little Johnny:
"A bad blatter issue."

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