Animal Jokes

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My ex girlfriend has a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh.
If you put your ear up to it... you can smell the ocean.

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A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian.
"Look in the lion's mouth," the vet told him.
"How do I do that?" he asked.
"Carefully," replied the vet.

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What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass?
"Hey! Look at the соw's nest!"

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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.

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If toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat and drop it?

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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right?
Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla".
Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.

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There where two snakes talking.
The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead?
Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'.
Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?"
The 1st one replies:
"I just bit my lip!"

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When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head?
Steer phones.

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Teacher: Give me an example of animal.
Jimmy: Frog
Teacher: Give me another.
Jimmy: Another Frog.

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A worm gets out from cherry compote and, after he stretches a little, says satisfied:
I love sauna!

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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.

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What do cows usually fly around in?
Helicowpters and Bulloons.

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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!

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What's a moo hoo for a darling bull?
A dear steer.

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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?
He was a rough rider!

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A baby hedgehog lost itself, in the garden.
Sad, he strolls from here to there, whereupon he bumps in a cactus and full of hope he says:
Mama, is that you?

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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.

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What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits home?
A search warren.

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Why did the spider buy a car?
So he could take it out for a spin!

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